The happiness hat can sense whether or not you are smiling, and stabs you in the back of the head with a metal spike if you aren't.
Excerpt from:
The Happiness Hat
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It's been a few days , and I'm finally ready to talk about this. Mermaid Girl was a personal hero of mine.
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Why Mermaid Girl Was Awesome
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He looks so sad. Losing your parents and becoming a masked vigilante will do that to you, or being forced to dress up in stupid costumes to indulge your owners. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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Just seems like something is missing. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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Now you can celebrate both Halloween and your own crippling loneliness with one discreet sex toy.
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Vampire Fleshlight
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Meeting Of Important People's video for “Brittney Lane Don't Care” is done entirely with cardboard papercraft. There are a lot of things in that preceding sentence that are way too precious for their own good, but the video is good clean fun nonetheless
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Cardboard City Music Video
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A new portable electric bike designed for urban commuters that weighs less than ten pounds. If this doubles as some kind of Japanese sex toy, I'm sold!!! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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