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Chris Brown Drops FILTHY New Song: Is It About Rihanna?!

Warning: don't listen to this new Chris Brown track unless you're prepared to blush for the rest of the day, perhaps the rest of your entire life. Because yes, it is that obscene. For some unfathomable reason, Chris Brown still has a career. Bizarre, right? Yes, he's talented at singing and dancing and all that, but he's also The Worst . But still, people allow him to record and release music, and so here we are. Last night, Chris gave us this new jam called “Privacy,” and it's … well, it sure is something. The lyrics are remarkably suggestive. Or not “suggestive” so much as “explicitly sexual.” But it gets worse — with the story Chris weaves in this song, a lot of people are assuming that it's about Rihanna and their supposedly rekindled relationship . “Know my lovin' don't change,” he sings at one point. “I don't really give a f-ck what a hater say.” Get it, because we've heard that Rihanna's friends (and also the rest of the whole entire world) are urging her to stay away from him ? Perhaps we're all the “haters” in question. Then, at the end of the song, Chris horrifyingly raps “Stop runnin' from this dick, I ain't 'bout to let you slide this time.” That could easily be about Rihanna, who's slid away from him twice now. And goodness knows she should be running from “this dick.” Listen to the song below, and let us know what you think:

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Jon Gosselin: I’m Going to Be a Stripper!

This is not a joke. Somehow, someway, this is really happening. Jon Gosselin is going to be a stripper. If you need to take a moment to clutch your pearls or take some calming breaths or to just laugh and laugh about how Kate Gosselin  could possibly be reacting to this news, that’s fine. Take your time. OK, now let’s get into the details. On April 1st, in Dusk Nightclub in Atlantic City, Jon will get on stage and strip down in a show called Untamed Male Revue. And we know all that because of this handy little poster he’s been sharing on Twitter: And we know, we know, all this is supposed to go down on April Fool’s Day. But, fittingly enough , April Fool’s Day is also Jon’s birthday — his 40th birthday, to be exact. So maybe he’s just choosing to celebrate his special day in a special way. It’s possible. Sources tell TMZ that Jon is actually friends with the people running the show, which is how he got involved . And, fortunately (or unfortunately? Depends on what you’re into, we guess), Jon won’t be getting totally nude on stage. He’ll be leaving his underwear on. Sources also said that Jon’s show will be more of a Magic Mike type of show, which apparently means more dancing and less “hump your face” action. Small miracles. In the weeks leading up to the show, he’s been doing a lot of rehearsing, and he’s even been working out, trying to get that old bod of his into decent shape for his big day. But while there’s all this information circulating about, and while people are insisting it’s not a joke, it seems important to note that in his Twitter post promoting the event, he wrote “Check it out, my big debut … ?” Not the most confident announcement ever, right? So there’s a chance that it still could be a joke, or maybe Jon is just doing another DJ gig for the real strippers to get down to. Or maybe all of our dreams/nightmares are coming true, and Jon Gosselin really is becoming a stripper. What a world. What. A. World.

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