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Random Ridiculousness: Man Fired After Posting His Paycheck On Instagram… “It’s Only Enough To Pay For My S****y, Third-World Studio Apartment.”

Should have kept his azz off of Instagram and hoped for a raise. Man Fired After Posting Paycheck On Instagram According to Mail Online A top salesman at Lacoste’s flagship New York store has claimed that he was fired for posting a picture of his paycheck on Instagram. Wade Groom, from Brooklyn, New York, told Gothamist that he was merely ‘expressing his frustration’ with the expensive cost of living in New York, not with Lacoste in particular, when he shared a zoomed-out image of his pay slip. ‘I was making as much as $1,500 a week selling shirts, but I’m not able to give my kids a better life, even if I’m working my butt off,’ he told the newspaper, explaining that he made $15 an hour and received a three per cent commission during his three months on the job. According to documents provided to MailOnline by Mr Groom, he was the top salesman at the store, having sold $39,315 worth of merchandise in his most profitable week on the job. Still, despite his success as a ‘helluva salesman’, he found that his wages were not enough to support his ex-wife and four-year-old twins in the expensive city of New York. Just two weeks after he posted the image of his paycheck, the HR manager at Lacoste informed him that the company was firing him because the photo infringed on their confidentiality agreement. ‘I was happy with my job,’ he insisted to Gothamist, adding: ‘[The photo] had nothing to do with how much money I was making.’ Indeed, he explained to Metro that it was ‘more sort of an artistic and personal statement, like I’m working my ass off and it’s only enough to pay for my s****y, third-world studio apartment.’ A spokesperson for Lacoste did not return requests for a comment. Now he has no job, a crappy apartment, twins and an ex-wife. SMH. Continue reading

Thugs Give Hugs: Missouri Prosecutors May Formally Charge A Man “Jack The Gripper” Who Has Conned 36 Women Into Giving Him Unwanted Hugs!

WTF?! LMAO!!! Missouri Man May Face Charges For Giving Women Unwanted Hugs Missouri prosecutors are trying to decide whether to charge an alleged serial hugger who pretends to know women and cons them into giving him a hug. So far, at least 36 women have come forward to complain about unwanted hugs, and one woman said the man also kissed her on the lips during their embrace. Police have not released the name of the man, but the Riverfront Times, a St. Louis weekly, dubbed him “Jack the Gripper” or “John Wayne Embracey.” One St. Louis suburb arrested him on probable cause, but released him an hour later. Most of the women who have come forward called police in Des Peres, Mo. According to their reports, the alleged hugger typically approaches women while they are shopping by themselves, pretends to know them as a former neighbor, and then asks for a hug under the pretense that it is his birthday, Des Peres Detective Marshall Broughton said. “He’d say, ‘Hi, remember me? I lived down the street in the corner house. How ya been?’” Broughton said. “Obviously [the women] didn’t remember him, but he did it so quickly and convincingly that they felt embarrassed that they didn’t know him.” Des Peres police identified the man, who is 44, but did not arrest him because of uncertainty about whether his actions were criminal, Broughton said. The alleged hugger showed up at the Des Peres police department with his attorney on June 20 after police requested that he come in for questioning. He made no statements at the meeting, Broughton said. Oh, but the hilarious fawkery doesn’t end there… Before he could leave, however, he was handcuffed by police officers from nearby Warson Woods, who had conducted a photo lineup in which a witness readily identified him, Warson Woods Police Chief Robert Stanczak said. Warson Woods police questioned him for about an hour before letting him go, Stanczak said. Des Peres and Warson Woods police have reported the hugging incidents to St. Louis County prosecutors, who will determine whether to pursue third-degree assault charges, among others. While county prosecutors may determine that the hugger’s actions did not violate state law, Stanczak said they clearly constituted assault under Warson Woods municipal ordinances. According to Stanczak, four women reported being hugged by the man in Warson Woods, three of them in parking lots. Stanczak said the hugger sometimes varied his approach, once allegedly approaching a woman in scrubs and pretending to have met her at the hospital while his wife was giving birth. He sometimes exploited name tags on uniforms to feign knowledge of women’s names, once calling a woman named Susan “Susie,” he said. Aww this guy just wants a lil love….ROTFLMAO Would you ever file charges against a man who gave you an unwanted hug?? Image via Shutterstock Source

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SMH: Brooklyn ADA Keeps Job After Facebook Pics Of Him In Blackface, Stimulating Prison Sex, And Confederate Flags Surface

Brooklyn ADA Keeps Job After Facebook Pics Of Him In Blackface SMH, this guy seems real “mature”… An embarrassed Brooklyn prosecutor apologized yesterday after pictures surfaced online of him posing in blackface and a Rasta wig and simulating a jailhouse rape. Assistant DA Justin L. Marrus — whose dad is Brooklyn Supreme Court Justice Alan D. Marrus — took down the offensive photos, which were posted on Facebook in 2006. “This is something he did about six years ago while he was in college,” said DA spokesman Jerry Schmetterer. “He apologized. He admits it was childish and inappropriate.” District Attorney Charles Hynes accepted Marrus’ apology, said Schmetterer. In one picture — from an album called “Halloween” — Marrus mugs it up in a tie-dyed T-shirt, dreadlock wig, shades and blackface, according to the Gothamist Web site, which first reported the story. “What part of Jamaica you from mon? da beach mon,” the caption reads. A second photo — from an album called “Courthouse for 4th of July’’ — shows Marrus, now 25, and another man simulating sex in what looks to be a cell with white bars. “While in prison . . . made me do unspeakable acts with . . .” the tasteless caption reads, with the two names blurred out by the Web site. Marrus, who lives in his parents’ Manhattan Beach home, declined to comment. His father faced a storm of criticism in October 2010 when he gave a DWI cop who killed a woman only 90 days behind bars. The senior Marrus incredibly defended himself by noting that the victim had been boozing herself. And of course he kept his job. Source Pics via Gothamist

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Infomercial Frustration Supercut

A depressing collection of scenes from life before you ordered that amazing product from that infomercial. Life can be so tough and so monochromatic sometimes. Watch

Take Your Kangaroo to Work Day

Google brought a baby kangaroo in a cage to their NY office for the kids to gawk at on Take Your Kid to Work Day. I was kind of hoping for Maru, but I guess this kangaroo will do. The Best Links: Pet Kangaroos Are All the Rage Originally Taken From Kurt Alfred Kluever (Google Employee) on Twitter Google Brings Kangaroo To NY Office via Gothamist Watch

Andy Warhol’s MTV Show

Link: http://zambonisoundtracks.blogspot.co… Andy Warhol had a show called “Fifteen Minutes” during MTV's early years featuring guests like PeeWee Herman and Debbie Harry, which you can download here

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Rickshaw Spiderman

There's a guy who runs around Manhattan in a rickshaw, performing acrobatic routines on the handlebars.

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Rickshaw Spiderman

Snuggie-Inspired Sauna

The Relax Far Infrared Ray Sauna spa treatment doesn't actually use a Snuggie, but in following a similar framework, allows for total arm freedom during while one allegedly burns off “more calories in 15 minutes than a 45-minute cardiovascular workout.” Also, you're a fat robot now. WORTH EVERY PENNY! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Plant Eating a Rat

I saw this news story and was kind of “whatevs” about it until I saw that there was a video!!! I'd like to see that plant face off against one of these . Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment