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Karina Smirnoff and Her Obnoxious Love Pictures of Love of the Day

I probably have no heart, or maybe its no soul, or maybe I just get embarrassed for other people when they act like assholes. I am also disgusted by outrageous displays of affection. I find it horse shit because I know that in my life I’m sure I’ve experienced love, but never have I suggested we go out there and document the shit in some obnoxious Sears portrait. Continue reading

Whitney Port and Her Legs of the Day

Whitney Port is that cunt from the Hills who isn’t all that much to look at, but at least she’s got legs that I wouldn’t mind chopping off and putting on this hot amputee chick I know. Not because I am psycho and think about dismembering girls but because I’m a humantiarian like that, you know just doin’ my part to help the less fortunate, in a kind of Robin Hood taken from those who don’t deserve it and giving to those who do…..cuz this amputee with legs like this would be a fuckin’ 10, while Whitney Port with legs like this is still nothing but a piece of shit.

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Whitney Port and Her Legs of the Day