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Kristin Cavallari’s Milking Herself of the Day

Here’s some Kristin Cavallari posting a breast milking picture on the internet because she’s a mom, with tit milk, who breast feeds, and that needs to be celebrated in this oppressive social media world we live in, because social media thinks breast feeding is porn, and I guess it kind of is because you get to see nipple when it happens, but the whole baby latching kinda takes away from the boner…because of the whole baby and anyone who is breast feeding erotica loving…is straight up weird…like me. Fascinating…for someone from the Hills, this is all she’s got going for her… In more interesting – totally irrelevant cunt news, here’s Chelsea Handler trying to get some attention – FULLY NUDE… The post Kristin Cavallari’s Milking Herself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Whitney Port and Her Legs of the Day

Whitney Port is that cunt from the Hills who isn’t all that much to look at, but at least she’s got legs that I wouldn’t mind chopping off and putting on this hot amputee chick I know. Not because I am psycho and think about dismembering girls but because I’m a humantiarian like that, you know just doin’ my part to help the less fortunate, in a kind of Robin Hood taken from those who don’t deserve it and giving to those who do…..cuz this amputee with legs like this would be a fuckin’ 10, while Whitney Port with legs like this is still nothing but a piece of shit.

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