Tag Archives: her-incredible

Miranda Kerr’s Body Gets Better And Better

I had to post these pictures of supermodel Miranda Kerr in her silly baseball cap and shades because it’s kind of nice to see her not looking her best. I’m kidding, obviously I’m posting these shots because of her incredible supermodel breasts all pushed together and sexy in that little tank top. Amazing! What I wouldn’t give to motorboat those things. I also thought I’d throw in a shot of her movie star boyfriend giving her a hug as he picks her up just to really make us all feel terrible about our lives. Thanks douchebag.

Irina Shayk’s Sexiness Is Red Hot

I’m really liking the fact that this Irina Shayk woman is absolutely everywhere these days, here she is helping to promote some booze with her incredible hotness. You had me at booze. I’ve never heard her speak, I’m not sure I ever want to either, but so far she may be a front runner for a love affair with The Tuna. I can’t offer her anything more than that because I’ve already promised myself to several potential wives such as Cheryl Tweedy and Blake Lively so mistress is as far as she’s going to get. Let me know.

Cheryl Tweedy’s Hotness Is At It Again

My future ex-wife Cheryl Tweedy is at it again, showing off her incredible hotness, this time in a sexy little leopard print dress. She’s bringing out the hunter in me, I wish I had one of those cool blown dart guns that I’ve seen in National Geographic magazines and old time adventure safari movies. You know the ones that will put you to sleep faster than a night at home with the girlfriend watching that Sex and the City movie. Enjoy.