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Chloe Grace Moretz Seems Like A Nice Young Woman

This Chloe Grace Moretz chick looks kind of familiar, I don’t know why, she must have been in a terrible movie my girlfriend made me watch. Anyhow, she’s obviously new on the scene and doesn’t quite know how we operate here at HollywoodTuna . First of all, none of us care for silly floral print dresses, unless they’re really tight and some boobs are falling out. And what’s with the boring secretary look? Wait a minute… Upon further review, this chick is fifteen years old. Shut it down folks! Shut it down.

Georgia Salpa Gets Sticky And Sweet For FHM

I know absolutely nothing about today’s fashion, I still think hammer pants kinda look good, but if you absolutely insist on wearing really high waisted hipster booty shorts, this is the right way to go about it. Here’s Georgia Salpa showing us all why she’s the… Actually I don’t know what she is, but she’s showing us that she definitely knows the way to a man’s heart. It’s through his erection in case you’re wondering. That stomach crap is just an urban legend fat people and uglies tell themselves.