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Georgia Salpa Knows How To Push Product

Posted on June 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m still not really sure who this Georgia Salpa hottie is, some busty Brit I’m sure, but she likes to sell things wearing really tight dresses with her big fat breasts falling out. I’ll take two please. Here she is pushing fake eyelashes in an amazing hooker dress. I’ve got to say, she certainly knows what she’s doing. And clearly the product is amazing, I hardly even noticed she had fake lashes on. #massivechesticulardistractions

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Chloe Grace Moretz Seems Like A Nice Young Woman

Posted on May 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Chloe Grace Moretz chick looks kind of familiar, I don’t know why, she must have been in a terrible movie my girlfriend made me watch. Anyhow, she’s obviously new on the scene and doesn’t quite know how we operate here at HollywoodTuna . First of all, none of us care for silly floral print dresses, unless they’re really tight and some boobs are falling out. And what’s with the boring secretary look? Wait a minute… Upon further review, this chick is fifteen years old. Shut it down folks! Shut it down.

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Georgia Salpa Gets Sticky And Sweet For FHM

Posted on May 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know absolutely nothing about today’s fashion, I still think hammer pants kinda look good, but if you absolutely insist on wearing really high waisted hipster booty shorts, this is the right way to go about it. Here’s Georgia Salpa showing us all why she’s the… Actually I don’t know what she is, but she’s showing us that she definitely knows the way to a man’s heart. It’s through his erection in case you’re wondering. That stomach crap is just an urban legend fat people and uglies tell themselves.

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