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Hilary Duff Is Too Hot To Be Married

Posted on August 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I really hate to say it, but it looks like married life is agreeing with Hilary Duff … So far. Here she is out the other day looking pretty damn amazing, considering she just spent a honeymoon alone with that hockey douche, wearing a nice little tank top and some classy jeans. This is what the woman of my dreams looks like, someone who can wear a simple outfit and still make it look glamorous. Marry me. Damn it! I forgot already…. I can’t catch a break.

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Elisha Cuthbert Needs To Work On Her Look

Posted on March 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I find it funny that Hilary Duff gets engaged to some Canadian hockey douche an all of a sudden she starts working out, wearing tight leather pants and possibly even performing oral stimulation on the balcony of some hotel. Elisha Cuthbert on the other hand, who’s also dating a Canadian hockey douche, seems to have completely let herself go. Here she is out the other day in what? Some sort of flannel dress? She’s just given up hasn’t she? Her boyfriend is one ugly looking hoser so I guess it doesn’t really matter. Although, at the end of the day that bastard still gets to bang Jack Bauer’s daughter. Not fair.

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