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TV Nudity Report: Spartacus: Vengeance, Shameless, House of Lies [PICS]

We’ve got a nude player in the mix this week, now that Spartacus: Vengeance is back to harden your partacus with a (you got it) vengeance. The first episode of the new series (which picks up where the first season, Spartacus: Blood and Sand , left off) brought back all our favorite randy Romans: wicked patricians Lucy Lawless and Viva Bianca both bared boobs and a hint of pubes, with some suckable sacks from escaped slave Katrina Law as the icing on the honeycake. Over on Showtime, Shameless introduced us to nudecomer Emma Greenwell , who is taking over neighborhood bicycle duties for the newly-engaged (on the show, of course) Laura Wiggins . That gorgeous pair really inflates our inner tube! Finally,we don’t know how House of Lies does it, but it’s quickly become the most underwhelming nude show on TV. It’s not that it doesn’t showcase skin- it does- there’s just something about it that doesn’t excite us like, say , a new season of Game of Thrones . Anyway, this week we got a quick tit flash from Dawn Olivieri and a lingerie scene from the stubbornly skingy Kristen Bell , which unfortunately is the best we’re gonna get from her this season. But seriously, have you seen that new Game of Thrones teaser trailer ? More after the jump!

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TV Nudity Report: Spartacus: Vengeance, Shameless, House of Lies [PICS]