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Rebecca Black Pug Porn Clickbait of the Day

Rebecca Black is some clickbait, she’s a viral video that continues to exist, or that continues to exist, even though her and her big titties you didn’t know she had because she was 12 when that Friday Song Came Out…and probably didn’t have tits then…. Well, she’s found her way into my heart, in what I consider one of the best viral stunts of all time, because the only thing I am actually interested in, besides big tits…is pugs.. Seriously, the most interesting thing on social media is people’s pug videos, because pugs are spiritual and healing and amazing creatures – and living with one has made my life worth living and has inspired me to use all my internet money to open up a pug farm…where like Rebecca Black…I’ll roll around in them all day…with my tits…but without the hired paparazzi to capture ever second of it for marketing…I would do it for the pure joy of PUG. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rebecca Black Pug Porn Clickbait of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hilary Duff Corn Eater of the Day

The best meme of the weekend and a reminder than I can’t keep up with the internet – because people in all different timezones are online all day and they are following celebs on social media and they have access to the same paparazzi pics I do…making me pretty fucking obsolete, but the good news is that I already knew it…was well aware as I was sitting in my basement apartment, mold filled palace built of internet money that allows me to coast these golden years … So someone took her funny tweet and posted it over the picture in question – and it was simple, elegant and made it real…it tied it all together like a masterful dance my use of the internet just couldn’t pull off because I don’t think in terms of social media – I hate social media hence why I am on a sinking shit…but at least I’m here to write captivating commentary on Hilary Duff Sucking Corn, it’s a wholesome midwestern fetish, but dudes love all phallus based mouth on dick like things…and Hilary Duff in and of herself is a fetish of her own to her fans…so here it is. The post Hilary Duff Corn Eater of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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