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The New Heidi Montag’s Promo Pics of the Day

I don’t know why this cunt has Promo Pics. I guess it’s for her fantasy music career. When really her only celebrity is her trying to be a fucking celebrity. The good news is that Hollywood destroyed her small town Colorodo soul, and turned her into a fucking insecure, attention seeking, robot….and the better news is that the bitch is going to not be remembered in 5 years from now. Now, I’m not sure I’ll be alive in 5 years to see it, but at least I can die happy knowing that she’s fucking done… Here are her new tits, new face, new everything trying pretty fucking hard and failing….cuz failure is porn to me…and fake tits are porn to you…because you’re a fucking loser.

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The New Heidi Montag’s Promo Pics of the Day

Fun Killers of the Day

So a kid brings some Jell-O shots to middle school, like anyone who ever watched an MTV Springbreak special would, and the school stepped in and made a big deal out of the shit, not only suspending the kids, but going to the fucking local news like having a good time is a fucking crime. I have a feeling they also cancelled the wet t-shirt contest and drunken gangbang they had planned for after everyone was lubed the fuck up from the Jell-O shots….Fun Killers!

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Fun Killers of the Day