In Friends revival news… Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are at the beach….in bikinis…living their best rich as fuck thanks to FRIENDS and I guess other choices they’ve made since FRIENDS…but without FRIENDS would both virtually be non-existent…. Doing this whole “We may be 65, retirees but we aren’t fat, so let’s get into bikinis”…..Aniston because she’s never had kids to ruin herself, COX because she’s a fucking skeletor zombie coming to eat your brain….or at least you wish that is what she was doing. I guess this is what retirement homes look like for the rich, filled with pussy that may be dry and menopausal but that you’d love to still fuck…. Still BFFs…doing BFF things…cuz it’s good for the paparazzi story telling that keeps them relevant… Here’s Aniston JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
In Friends revival news… Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are at the beach….in bikinis…living their best rich as fuck thanks to FRIENDS and I guess other choices they’ve made since FRIENDS…but without FRIENDS would both virtually be non-existent…. Doing this whole “We may be 65, retirees but we aren’t fat, so let’s get into bikinis”…..Aniston because she’s never had kids to ruin herself, COX because she’s a fucking skeletor zombie coming to eat your brain….or at least you wish that is what she was doing. I guess this is what retirement homes look like for the rich, filled with pussy that may be dry and menopausal but that you’d love to still fuck…. Still BFFs…doing BFF things…cuz it’s good for the paparazzi story telling that keeps them relevant… Here’s Aniston JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Twenty Questions with Hot Porn Starlet Holly Lace Jennifer Aniston Pokies at the Premiere of Murder Mystery! ’90-Day Fiancé’s Larissa Lima Uses Her Boobs to Sell Beauty Products Exploitation Flick Rondo Has Sweet VERY Full-Frontal Nudity And Good Reviews Lia May is Statuesque! Miley Cyrus’ Boobs Are Pepto-Bismol That And A Bag Of Chips Netflix Movie Elisa & Marcela Has Un-freaking-real Full-Frontal Lesbian Sex Five Reasons Why I Loved Starring in “Battle Of The Asses”, by Cali Carter … read more
Jennifer Aniston is very fucking rich. She was very fucking rich when she was born. She got very fucking rich when she did Friends. She’s had a whole career after friends where she continued to get very fucking rich. I think it’s safe to say it’s time to hang up her nipple prosthetics that she’s uses to get all the money and attention all these years…like she had one of the hottest birth defects of all time…permanent hard nipples on her great tits…and just accept that she’s in her 50s and that we got other tits to look at now. Sure the die hard Aniston fan will still jack off to this excitedly, but there comes a time you need to grow up, get with the times, or fucking retire…. There is no real need to have a topless Jennifer Aniston….but I guess in ways it is a good thing to have happen…you know to properly document her demise and dealing with aging….like a vapid attention seeking celebrity would…”what if I pull out my tits, people will get excited and still want to look, cuz my tits are awesome thanks to never having that child I wanted before menopause cuz I was too focused on my ego and not destroying my pussy that no man appreciates enough to stick with”….cuz it must be the fucking worst…even if it’s greek and greek pussy is anus. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Aniston Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Well, it’s official — Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are legally single according to court documents released in April. Sure it’s sad, but at times like this, it’s important to look to the future, or in Brad’s case — the distant past. Yes, we’re sure you’ve heard the rumors that Brad is back together with Jennifer Aniston . At first, these reports sounded like so much wishful thinking — nostalgic fans wanted these two to rekindle their romance, and now that they’re both divorced, the timing seemed perfect. Like so many others, we were quick to dismiss these rumors, but the more information that emerged, the more a reconciliation actually began to seem plausible. First, Brad admitted that he and Jen are talking again . Shortly thereafter, Pitt attended Aniston’s 50th birthday party . The latter move surprised some fans, as it was the first public indication of a friendship between the exes, and it was Jen, not Brad who was making the “bigger person” gesture. But apparently, Brad didn’t disappoint the birthday girl by showing up empty-handed. If you believe a new report from UK tabloid The Mirror , Brad “wanted to make a gesture to Jen that would go beyond her wildest dreams.” And he did so by repurchasing the house that the former couple lived in during their marriage and handing her the deed. According to The Mirror, Brad made the buy for a whopping $79 million (?!?!?!), and he surpsised Jen with the ridiculous gift at her birthday party. “When Brad and Jen split, losing their dream home worsened the heartache of their divorce and it was one of her biggest regrets not buying Brad out,” a source tells the outlet. We don’t even know where to begin with this one. Hopefully, we don’t have to tell you that it’s almost certainly BS. As Gossip Co p points, out Brad and Jen’s former home is on sale — but that appears to be just about the only factual accuracy anywhere in this article. In all likelihood, some desperate tabloid hack was alerted to the sale and decided to cook up a little fan fiction. In a way, you have to admire the shamelessness. But in another way, you have to be sort of pissed that they manipulated our emotions like this. A Pitt-Aniston reconciliation is like a Trump impeachment — millions have been praying for it, and fake news on the subject will not be tolerated! View Slideshow: 13 Reasons to Be Glad You Never Slept With Brad Pitt
Some people say that age is just a state of mind. I call bullshit… Age is when your body falls the fuck apart and your pussy dries up and your tits sag to the ground cuz you’re old as fuck. You can be in denial. You can take measures to make yourself feel like the best version of yourself but when you’re old you’re old and that’s where the story ends… Put your tits out there. You’re still old… Jennifer Aniston…in denial of being old… To see the rest of the old lady in action CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Aniston Reminds Us that Old Hags Refuse to Be Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Just days before Valentine’s Day, Brad Pitt attended Jennifer Aniston’s party , which has left fans scratching their heads. A new report adds to what we know about their interactions and explains that this was far from their first contact. In fact, behind the scenes, it sounds like the two of them have stayed in touch for longer than people suspected. … According to Us Weekly , Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are still in contact with each other. “Jen and Brad are still in touch and speak,” an insider reveals. The two of them were married for five years but then split in 2005 … at which point Brad was quickly photographed spending time with Angelina Jolie. Any fans who are still clinging to hope that Brad and Jennifer will fall back into bed together may need to curb their enthusiasm. The source warns: “but there still isn’t anything going on romantically between them.” Brad and Jennifer have the kind of bond that can’t be broken … because she’s friends with his mom. The insider reveals that Jennifer “is also in touch with Brad’s mom.” According to the source, the two women “are close” and the past fourteen years of distance between Jennifer and Brad didn’t change that. “And,” the insider adds, Jen and Brad’s mom “have been for a while.” It’s easier to remain on speaking terms with an ex if the two of you still have common ground. To be clear, somebody’s mom is definitely common ground. Of course, in February, Brad and Jennifer raised eyebrows when Brad showed up to his very-much-ex-wife’s birthday party. “Jen spoke to Brad briefly,” the source acknowledges. “At one point,” the insider shares. “She hugged him and thanked him for coming. That said, “It didn’t seem like that big of a deal to Jen,” the source characterizes. It’s good that they can be nonchalant around each other. Time and life experience can heal a lot of hurt feelings. That said, Jennifer wasn’t sending any kind of special message to Brad when she invited him. “The invite went out to a ton of people and he accepted,” the insider explains. “She was happy he was there,” the source says. “But that was it.” “She was busy making the rounds,” the insider describes. “And excited to see so many people near and dear to her.” According to the source, Brad “didn’t stay all that long and ducked out before most people.” He wasn’t there to mingle, just to wish her a happy birthday. Jennifer reportedly called Brad afterwards. No, it wasn’t because seeing him had stirred up 14-years-dead nostalgia for their erstwhile marriage. According to the insider, she called to “thank him for coming.” You know, like a polite person of her generation would do. (Younger generations would never inflict a phone call upon a friend for something like this; texting is so much kinder) During the call, according to the source, Jennifer asked “if he had a good time.” We’re willing to believe that she called him, but we have to wonder how anyone could possibly know what she said. Is the NSA leaking gossip now? Anyway, the two exes have called before, even while they were both married to other people. Notably, in May 2016, Jennifer’s mother, Nancy Dow, passed away. Brad reached out to her to say how sorry he was. According to the source: “She was touched that he knew what a difficult time it was.” View Slideshow: Jennifer Aniston Finally Fights Back Against All the BS
It’s official, folks: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have finally reunited. We mean this literally, although now nearly every citizen out there is wondering: Might we soon mean this romantically? Granted, this question has been posed over and over and then over again over the years. We’re not just conjuring it up out of nowhere this time, however. Pitt was spotted on Saturday night outside the Sunset Tower in Los Angeles… where his famous ex-wife was being feted at the time for her 50th birthday. Us Weekly and TMZ have both confirmed this surprising piece of news, with the latter writing that Pitt tried to avoid the paparazzi upon arriving for the party. Others on hand for the milestone occasion included: Robert Downey, Jr., Reese Witherspoon, Rande Gerber, Pharrell Williams, Keith Richards, Gwyneth Paltrow, Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom, George and Amal Clooney, David Arquette, Courtney Cox and Barbra Streisand. But let’s face it: Celebrity gossip followers only care that Pitt somehow snagged an invite. This begs many questions, of course: Who extended the invite? For how long have Pitt and Aniston been back in touch? Just how close are they these days? And, naturally, might they someday get back together? This last question was nothing but wild speculation just a few years ago, but a lot has changed since then. Pitt is now divorced from Angelina Jolie, for whom Pitt left Aniston in 2005 after five years of marriage. Moreover, Aniston is now divorced from Justin Theroux after just two years of wedded semi-bliss. As you can see by the cover stories above and below, tabloids have jumped on this topic over the past several months, wondering whether Aniston and Pitt – both now single – could actually start bumping uglies once again. That’s a slang term for having sex. Upon her split from Theroux, reports circulated that Theroux actually found love notes that Aniston had saved from her time with Pitt. “He stumbled upon old Post-it notes Brad had written,” a source told Us Weekly last year. “Sweet little Post-its like, ‘You looked nice tonight’ or ‘Miss you already.” Wow, right?!? Pitt and Jolie, meanwhile, recently agreed upon terms for their divorce settlement, following many months of arguing over major custody issues involving their six kids. Aniston and Theroux never had any children and, by all accounts, broke up pretty easily and amicably. Aniston told Elle in an interview in December that she considered her two marriages to have “been very successful,” despite both ending in divorce. “When they came to an end, it was a choice that was made because we chose to be happy, and sometimes happiness didn’t exist within that arrangement anymore,” she explained. That’s a very mature attitude, don’t you think? We commend Aniston for having it and we admire her as a person, but we also have one request: PLEASE GET BACK TOGETHER WITH PITT! We could really use the content. View Slideshow: 13 Reasons to Be Glad You Never Slept With Brad Pitt
The big 5-0 is right around the corner for Jennifer Aniston! And when it comes time to blow out the candles, we know just what she will be wishing for … A new beau! Jen never imagined herself being single at 50 (honestly same) but, that is the tragic case for the Friends star. I mean it’s really not that tragic, she still looks flawless at nearly 50-years-old and is an award-winning actress. As her big day approaches on February 11, Jen is panicking to find someone to spend it with, even if it’s fake. The actress is so set on not being alone for her 50th year that she has created a plan to find a ‘fauxmance’ . Radar shared that single Jen is ready to “alleviate her loneliness” and hopefully before her birthday. A source close to Jen told the celebrity gossip publication that “she’s outwardly insisting that she’s fine about it, deep down she’s humiliated.” She assumed “she would be settled into a new relationship by now.” So did we considering her past dating pattern? Justin Theroux and Aniston announced their split last year right before her 49th birthday. Surprisingly just months after Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie announced their own divorce. Of course, we all wish that Jen and Brad could give their love a second chance , but Jen reportedly is looking for younger men now anyway. She claims she wants someone who is not looking to get “too serious,” according to a source from Life & Style. I’m pretty sure any young man would be happy to join Aniston for her birthday bash. She really must not be looking hard enough. The source told Radar that Jen is extremely lonely and that being single is weighing heavily on her. I would suggest turning to Kourtney Kardashian for some advice on how to catch the young men . The actress deserves to have some care-free fun! Especially on her birthday and after the disaster that was last years. “Jen is searching far and wide for a handsome man to make sure people aren’t feeling sorry for her,” reports Radar . I really wasn’t feeling sorry for her, until now. Men, line up. View Slideshow: 12 Times Jennifer Aniston Got Nice and Naked
