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Ariel Winter Fat Girl McDonald’s Tits and Her Ball Fetish of the Day

Ariel Winter doing this promo fast food campaign for McDonalds is pretty funny, firstly because McDonalds paid her to do some product placement shit, no one does that for free, but she took it upon herself to creative direct it like a kid trying to protest her oppressive mother now that she’s 18 and makes her own money rather than running it all through those mooch fucks exploiting her….so instead of doing something cute, nice, delicate, she did burgers on her tits, tits that people seem to really care about, burgers that her fans probably love to eat, because I figure it comes with the territory when you’re fetish is a fat chick….you know all the burgers you can fucking chomp down the better…it’s feeder porn…the mainstream network TV corporate ad version…. She also got into the ball bin for her boyfriends, and I figure there’s a fetish there, considering her fans jerked off to her tits when she was 14….and is really the reason she has fans today…you know creepers…. The post Ariel Winter Fat Girl McDonald’s Tits and Her Ball Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maisie Williams Upskirt of the Day

Maisie Williams is some 19 year old Game of Thrones star, so you know what that means, a lot of nerds have jerked off to her, and actually, a lot of non-nerds may have jerked off to her also, because for some reason, Game of Thrones is one of those nerd shows, with fairies and dragons and bullshit that non-nerds should find disturbing, weird, and stay as far away from as possible because it would eventually tarnish their reputation, preventing girls from fucking them, losing their jobs as their obesity and cum covered clothing gets them fired, forcing them to move back to their mom’s basement that’s not so bad because of food in the fridge and it’s own entrance, plus it’s two floors down so your mom can’t hear you as you fuck the doll you made of people like Maisie Williams in your wizard costume.. I have no idea what this upskirt is about – but it happened – and it wasn’t wonderful – but it happened… The post Maisie Williams Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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