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Cameron Diaz in Esquire: Holy Hotness!

This just in Cameron Diaz: is incredibly attractive. No, really. Often overlooked on lists of the Most Desirable Women in the World , Diaz is featured in the latest issue of Esquire , scoffing at the critics and even giving Kate Upon a run for her sexy money. By flashing her breasts and her body. Keep the drool off your keyboard and click around now: “For the first time in my life I’m content,” Diaz tells the magazine. “I’m so excited. Getting older is the best part of life. Like, I know more than I’ve ever known. I have gratitude. I know myself better. I feel more capable than ever. And as far as the physicality of it – I feel better at 40 than I did at 25.” This issue of Esquire goes on sale November 4. We will be buying six dozen copies. So… Cameron Diaz: Would you hit it?   Yes! YES! Holy God, yes! View Poll »

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Adam Greenberg Returns to Major Leagues, Wins Millions of Hearts

Adam Greenberg struck out on three pitches in his only at bat for the Miami Marlins last night. Yet for the 31-year-old, this was cause for celebration. Adam Greenberg One At-Bat Seven years ago in his MLB debut, Greenberg was hit in the head by a pitch – the first, and only major league pitch he had faced until Tuesday night. After years of recovering from a terrible concussion and vertigo, and toiling away in the minor leagues, he finally made it back to the show, if only for a day. Greenberg, after a summer-long Internet campaign, signed a one-day contract with the Marlins on Tuesday, reported to the stadium and came off the bench in the sixth inning. R.A. Dickey, a knuckleballer and one of the toughest pitchers in the major leagues, made quick work of him, but Adam was still the big winner of the game. Guilford, Conn., native Greenberg is not taking this as a one-shot deal. He still aspires to earn an invitation to spring training next February. Good luck Adam.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Reconciliation: Weird! Uncertain!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are moving in the right direction, insiders say. But will they end up in Happily Ever After Land? It’s far from a certainty, according to a new report. “The love story between Robert and Kristen is still a bit of a conundrum, it’s a weird relationship,” an anonymous, totally real source tells Radar Online. “He’s still not convinced that giving their relationship another chance is the right thing to do.” One obstacle in the reunited couple’s way? Pattinson’s “family and friends are totally against the idea,” the mole claims. “And there are moments when he continually asks her questions about the affair… they have some really serious trust issues.” Well, sure. It’s only natural. Kristen has sworn to Robert, however, that she did NOT have sex with Rupert Sanders . Pattinson truly believed Stewart was the “girl he was going to marry,” concludes this supposed Know It All. “However, that’s all on hold for the moment until they try and work things out. This could go either way.” What do you think? Will Robsten make it?   Yes, they are totes meant to be! No, trust can never be recovered! View Poll »

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Richard Belzer Interview: Molestation, Sodomy and Hitler Salutes … Obviously

Richard Belzer checked all the boxes with this one. The Law & Order: SVU actor has outdone himself this time with a train wreck of an interview that touched on just about every offensive subject there is. All in a 30-second span, no less! Richard Belzer Interview Asked whether one of the Good Day NY hosts could play his relative on the NBC show, Belzer responded “If he gets molested and banged in the ass.” He then gave his best Nazi salute and said “Heil to your colleagues in the other division.” Amazingly, this is not our first Richard Belzer Nazi salute story, as he’s been criticized for making the gesture on a red carpet. As for the comment about the anchor? Belzer jokingly explained, “I meant banged against a piece of furniture.” Sure. The actor’s rep quickly put out a statement, calling the salute a “satirical gesture toward Fox News … whose ideology he is opposed to.” Odd, since the interview took place on a local Fox station. The rep adds, “The other portion was a joke pertaining to the material of Richard’s TV show, which he tweaked at the last minute to make about furniture. A joke is a joke.” Not one of the better ones we’ve heard in that case.

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