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Taylor Swift Eats Models of the Day

Posted on May 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So all these idiot social media, popstar, relevant in the tabloid girls are connected…they are all BFFs and do all the fun shit together…like go on hikes, go to exclusive parties, participate in each other’s bullshit, all while helping market each other and stay relevant even though they are all fucking garbage…. So Gigi Hadid was reported to have broken up with her gay Australian boyfriend…and now Taylor Swift’s ass is there to swoop in and adopt her and offer relationship advice…and a room in her NYC home…so that she can get away…and so that Taylor can add another real life barbie to her collection and the whole thing is fucking weird… But I do like looking at her ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Eats Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer’s Sloppy Tits of the Day

Posted on May 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Amy Schumer’s been trying to be famous for a long fucking time….and it’s worked. She became relevant on social media thanks to being a joker on Roasts, and now she’s got more than one show of her own, where she’s giving her best stuff, and people are celebrating her for being funny, and I wouldn’t know if she was funny, because she blocked me years ago, when she probably had 10,000 followers, because called her out for being fat, and fat girls making jokes because they aren’t pretty makes me sad and the jokes not funny, because I get what’s going on with them…. Anyway, America has embraced fatness, so it only makes sense that Amy Schumer use that to her advantage by pretending to be comfortable with her body, as she counts her fucking money cuz she’s made it.. And the truth is, I actually like fat chicks, cuz as Schumer would suggest…they put out…because it’s better than spending another night alone…and well, sloppy tits are fun… The post Amy Schumer’s Sloppy Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .