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June Shannon Buys New House, Kicks Out Sugar Bear Over Online Romances

Mama June Shannon has kicked Sugar Bear to the curb once more, this time after buying a new house and claiming he’s still dabbling in online romances. The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo couple famously separated earlier this year, which she blamed on his online horniness and he blamed on … well, you know. June rekindled her romance with former flame Mark McDaniel after the child molester got out of prison … for abusing June’s oldest daughter Anna Shannon. Mama June has sworn to Anna that Mark is out of the picture for good now, but it looks like she hasn’t patched things up with Suge nearly as easily. In fact, Shannon told TMZ she recently bought a new crib, and told him he won’t be joining her there after learning he’s still engaging in online romances. Sugar Bear, for his part, says it’s all harmless, that he never cheated on June and he just does the online “dating” thing for the thrill of the experience. Whatever that means, suffice it to say June isn’t buying it. 26 Stars You Won’t Believe Are the Same Age 1. June Shannon and Jennifer Love Hewitt June Shannon and Jennifer Love Hewitt are both 35 years old. Yes, Mama June from Honey Boo Boo is somehow only 35 … while we can’t believe our longtime crush JLH is 35 already. One feels like she’s 35 going on 50 and the other, 35 going on 20. June and Sugar Bear had been trying to fix things of late. Obviously, once he heard about McDaniel he was furious, bit since then, relations thawed between them and they were even living together again. Now he’s reportedly so sick of June’s accusations, on top of everything else, that he can’t take being together anymore. At least they agree on something. He’s as done with her as she is with him, and he’s got a new home of his own to prove it, quietly renting a four-bedroom double wide with his brother. That way, he can stay close to daughter Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson but can holler at as many stunning women via the Internets as he desires. We never like to see families broken up, but based on everything we’ve heard about this one – and not just from Uncle Poodle – it may be for the best. June Shannon Threesome Texts 1. June Shannon: Leave Me Alone!!! June thinks Uncle Poodle is responsible for all of her problems. Here, she blames him for the failure of her annual toy drive.

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SNL Mocks Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Ads: Watch Now!

Saturday Night Live took aim at Justin Bieber this weekend. In a pair of hilariously fake ads, the legendary sketch comedy show parodied Bieber’s new Calvin Klein campaign , treating the beloved singer as if he’s nothing but a toddler. “I’m a big boy now,” cast member Kate McKinnon says to open one spot, which features her version of Bieber playing the drums. Saturday Night Live Parodies Justin Bieber The footage goes on to mock Bieber’s body and the rumor that his abs and hair were edited by those behind the pictorial. “Are my muscles cute?” Bieber asks in the second commercial, before he’s seen playing around in his underwear; dribbling and shooting a basketball; and riding around on a kid’s scooter. “All of this underwear is making me tired,” he later notes, ending the second parody by mentioning his penis and concluding: “My Calvins… Clothes for my big wiener.” Bieber’s trainer has come out and defended his client’s impressive junk as being real (seriously, this happened), while loyal Justin fans have taken offense to the criticism that has come their hero’s way. We have a feeling they may not love the SNL sketches posted above. But we dare everyone else not to laugh uproariously at them. Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Ads 1. Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Photo HOLY HOTNESS! Justin Bieber poses here in nothing but his underwear, as he’s an official spokesperson for Calvin Klein. And officially sexy, as well!

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SNL Mocks Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Ads: Watch Now!