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Snooki Rakes in Tanning Salon Endorsement Cash

We’re not sure what’s more awesome/upsetting about America, that Snooki can earn $5,500 an HOUR or that said dinero is hers via a New Jersey tanning salon? The Jersey Shore star is scheduled to appear at a holiday party Friday night at Sizzle Tanning Salon in Totowa, N.J. Time commitment: Two hours. Fee: $11,000. It’s good to be the Princess of Poughkeepsie. SIZZLE WITH SNOOK : Meet an Oompa Loompa … and become one! Snooki and her orange cohorts return to MTV for a new season of debauchery Jan. 6. Follow this link for nine (yes, NINE) Jersey Shore Season 3 previews !

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Best Sex Tape of 2010

The celebrity sex tape. It’s become as common as a Lindsay Lohan trip to rehab. As has been the case ever since Paris Hilton experimented with a camera and a dream, 2010 was yet another year filled with aspiring amateur porn stars, all of whom used the power of their genitalia to make headlines and increase bank accounts. Below, we present the first-ever THG Sex Tape Awards, handed out to the real, the rumored and the downright disgusting… Most Despicable : The year kicked off with a rumor that John Edwards actually filmed a sexual encounter with Rielle Hunter. We scoffed at first, but it was then proven true. Horribly, depressingly, incomprehensibly true. Most Likely to Involve Roses, Drama : Bachelor castoff Rozlyn Papa was kicked off the show for fondling a producer. No surprise that she likes it in front of a camera. Least Clothed Use of Performance Enhancement Drugs : Mindy McCready, Baseball Mistress . Highest grossing : In Kendra Exposed , we got up close and way too personal with Kendra Wilkinson. To this day, the Playboy model denies playing a role in the tape’s release. She denies it all the way to the bank. Most Vomit Inducing : Were we surprised that Danielle Staub let herself be penetrated on video ? Of course not. But that didn’t make it any more bearable to sit through. Most Professional : Montana Fishburne wasn’t shy about her foray into porn . She wants to be famous. Almost gotta admire that honesty, don’t you? Least Likely to Exist and Yet Be Discussed Every Year Until 2019 : Just go ahead and actually make one , Speidi. It’s your only path back to relevance. Least Shocking : Karissa Shannon , the busty blonde known only for posing in Playboy and sleeping with Hugh Hefner? Get out! Most Yawn Worthy : Even if Brittney Jones did sleep with Ashton Kutcher, it doesn’t make her suddenly attractive. Most Likely to Hit the Market in 2011 : Lindsay Lohan, Chad Johnson/Evelyn Lozada, Charlie Sheen, Bristol Palin, Hulk Hogan/Jennifer McDaniel, Any Real Housewife.

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THG Presents: Sex Tapes of the Year!

Kim Kardashian Resolves to Stay Single in 2011

Kim Kardashian has bad news for all professional athletes: she doesn’t plan on dating again over the next calendar year. “I want to try to be single my whole year of being 30,” Kim said during an appearance on The Rachael Ray Show today. “I’ve never just dated and done whatever I wanted.” On one hand, Kim thinks remaining single will be simple – “I have a hundred different jobs,” she lies. “When do I have time to really focus on someone?” – but on another, she’s already backing off the statement she just made. “I’ve made a promise to myself and I’m really trying hard to stick to it, but I’m such a hopeless romantic that it’s hard. I don’t think that’s going to last, because that’s just how I am. But the fact that I’m trying is a big step for me!” We can think of one way to keep the men away, Kim: show them your family’s frightening Christmas card .

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