We’re not sure what’s more awesome/upsetting about America, that Snooki can earn $5,500 an HOUR or that said dinero is hers via a New Jersey tanning salon? The Jersey Shore star is scheduled to appear at a holiday party Friday night at Sizzle Tanning Salon in Totowa, N.J. Time commitment: Two hours. Fee: $11,000. It’s good to be the Princess of Poughkeepsie. SIZZLE WITH SNOOK : Meet an Oompa Loompa … and become one! Snooki and her orange cohorts return to MTV for a new season of debauchery Jan. 6. Follow this link for nine (yes, NINE) Jersey Shore Season 3 previews !
