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Woman Can’t Find Her Gas Cap

I’ve seen a lot of dumb things running this site over the years — like people calling Kim Kardashian a “celebrity” — but I’m pretty sure this video qualifies as one of the dumbest things of all-time. It’s a woman who can’t seem to figure out how to get her gas cap lined up with the pump. And you guys might laugh, but I get it. I go through the same thing trying to convince models to date me. It’s always the same result, no matter how many different ways I try. Oh well. Hopefully we’ll both have better luck in 2015. Happy New Year, everybody.

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Woman Can’t Find Her Gas Cap

Meet Bikini Model Kristina Sofia

Is it just me or do the beaches seem to be overflowing with hot no-name models lately? Either way, I want to introduce you guys to another up-and-coming hottie I just found:  Kristina Sofia . According to my sources, it turns out that in addition to being a professional bikini model, the super-cute Aussie is also an aspiring actress. Which is great news, because I’m still trying to cast the lead in my upcoming sex tape  totally legitimate film project. There’s no lines, but I can promise some great exposure. And after these shots, I think Kristina would be perfect for the part. Photos: Fameflynet

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Meet Bikini Model Kristina Sofia