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Woman Can’t Find Her Gas Cap

I’ve seen a lot of dumb things running this site over the years — like people calling Kim Kardashian a “celebrity” — but I’m pretty sure this video qualifies as one of the dumbest things of all-time. It’s a woman who can’t seem to figure out how to get her gas cap lined up with the pump. And you guys might laugh, but I get it. I go through the same thing trying to convince models to date me. It’s always the same result, no matter how many different ways I try. Oh well. Hopefully we’ll both have better luck in 2015. Happy New Year, everybody.

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Woman Can’t Find Her Gas Cap

Rush Limbaugh Supports Our Gay Leftist Recessionomics Theory

Every day at this leftist gay gossip site, Gawker, I write a “Recessionomics” column, which is like John Maynard Keynes after a massive head injury, but before he learned anything about economics. Finally, Rush Limbaugh has endorsed its econometrical findings. Media Matters found Rush reading this item on air today and agreeing with it, somehow.

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Rush Limbaugh Supports Our Gay Leftist Recessionomics Theory

Who’s Turned on Family Guy?

After much deliberation, Microsoft has decided against sponsoring the upcoming Family Guy special, ‘ Seth MacFarlane ‘s Holocaust Incest Tampon Hour.’ They join an illustrious list of Family Guy haters.

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Who’s Turned on Family Guy?