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Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple Alien of the Day

Miley Cyrus is awesome. If you don’t like her, we can’t be friends. You just can’t hate a girl who owns her shit, and just fucks with the industry as hard as she does – while remaining relevant – with her millions of fans – all while being a total fucking idiot. I don’t need authenticity, or real artistic expression, I don’t care if she’s ripping off a scene or whatever…I just need hard nipples in an alien costume giving me the finger to think – pop music may have a chance…it’s got far more substance than pop when I was a tween …and You’d have to be a real fucked up person to think Miley was anything but next level… TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple Alien of the Day

Hayden Panettiere’s Pregnancy Porn of the Day

I guess Hayden Panettiere is still pregnant…getting ready for her vagina to get ravaged, not that it isn’t already ravaged, considering that her boyfriend is some 6 foot 9 Russian boxer who we can assume has a 12 inch penis he goes Communist / Russian Mobster / Fighting for the last rationed toilet paper roll after a 9 hour wait for said toilet paper roll on on her pussy with…you know the kind of abuse that makes the birthing process easy, as the baby just crawls out on it’s own, it is half Russian after all, and is ready to start running hookers like it was Hayden’s mom…back in the glory days of hollywood…when Soap Opera stars were the pornstars of the industry…instead of the actual pornstars… That said, interesting costume, most pregnant girls go for “Humpty Dumpty”…or “Fat Chick”..not half naked…maybe she’s hormonal…and what better day than Halloween for that…right? TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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Hayden Panettiere’s Pregnancy Porn of the Day