Today in TMI: Dean McDermott’s spank bank was once loaded with images of his then-teenage future wife! You’re welcome! Yes, even though Dean cheats on Tori these days, he claims he couldn’t get enough of her back in the days when she was on Beverly Hills, 90210. Way back then, Dean was just a lonely teen using self-administered friction to keep himself warm in the frozen tundra of Toronto … Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: Through Good Times and Bad 1. Tori and Dean Moment Tori and Dean share a touching moment. So much to say about these two. “I used to watch 90210 because I had a crush on Tori,” Dean said on last night’s enthralling, not at all scripted True Tori Season 2 Episode 1 . “Tori on 90210 gave me a lot of things for my imagination … For me to use when I would do certain things that young men do.” Gross. Anyway, now everything makes so much more sense: Dean allegedly cheated with Emily Goodhand. We always thought Emily Goodhand sounds like a fake name – now we know the moniker was inspired by Dean’s late-night wank sessions. On last night’s episode, Tori supposedly saw a photo of Emily Goodhand for the first time. Naturally, the viewing audience did not get to see said photo and now we now why … it was probably just a picture of Dean’s right hand! So all this time, Tori and Dean have been faking an affair (allegedly) for the sake of their reality show, which is now in its second season on Lifetime. They’ve gone to all this trouble to keep it a secret, and just like that, Dean goes and… shows his hand. Sorry, it had to be done. They just make it too easy. True Tori: 5 Signs Dean McDermott’s Affair Is Fake 1. Tori and Dean Are Broke! Tori and Dean are so broke, he can’t even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that’s why they keep having kids.
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Dean McDermott: I Used to Masturbate to Tori Spelling Before We Ever Met!
