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The Kardashians on Fame: We Keep It Real!

It’s among mankind’s most vexing questions: what is the appeal of the Kardashians, a family with no personality, talent or positive contributions to society of any kind? In the latest issue of Redbook , Khloe Kardashian somehow keeps a straight face when answering: “We are a real family. We don’t sugarcoat anything. We’re not the Brady Bunch, but we always put each other first. We love each other on camera, we cry on camera. I think people relate to the realness of it.” These are the same people who somehow believe Kim Kardashian Tweets at them due to a personal attachment, not as a contribution to her empire . What is the biggest misconception about the family? Manager and matriarch Kris Jenner tackles this inquiry, hilariously lying stating: “All of my daughters have jobs. They are fashion stylists and designers; they own a chain of stores. They had the stores before they had the show. And my kids worked from the time they were 13 years old… They work 25 hours a day. And that they don’t have any talent? They might not be singers or dancers, but they certainly know how to produce a television show. Whether you want to call it talent or not, they have multiple shows on the air. [I want to say,] How many shows do you have?” That cannot be denied, Kris. But it must be asked: do they have multiple shows on the air due to anything the Kardashians offer? Or due to the sheer ignorance/stupidity of viewers?

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Love Invisalign: Why Dentists Aren’t Rappers

Eminem and Rihanna? Rolling in their graves. Yes, we know they’re not actually dead. But they might wish they were after watching the OFFICIAL music video for Invisalign. Its name: “Love Invisalign.” Love the way you lie. Love Invisalign. Clever as that play on words is, it can’t salvage this attempt at rapping. It’s like the dental equivalent of adult braces. BRACE yourself (har har) for the awfulness below: Love Invisalign

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