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Did You Know? Cardi B Explains How She Chose Her Stage Name

Cardi B Explains Her Name As most folks know by now, Cardi B’s real name is Belcalis Almanzar . So going from that to Cardi B seems like a bit of a stretch. But as “Bardi” explained to Wendy Williams during a recent interview, it’s a play on words loosely based on her sister’s own name. Apparently, her sister’s REAL government name is Hennesy …so that provided a natural progression of nicknames for her. “My sister’s name is Hennessy, so everybody used to be like ‘Bacardi’ to me. Then I shortened it to Cardi B. The ‘B’ stands for whatever, depending on the day…beautiful or bully.” …right. We’re sure that coming up in the Bronx that there’s other B words that she probably applied there…but okay Cardi. “No one calls me Belcalis except for my family, my mother and my daddy.” Hmm, who knew? Getty/Splash/WENN

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Kim Kardashian on Kris Humphries: Manipulative! Vindictive! Petty! Fame-Hungry!

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries may never get divorced. The former couple continued to battle in court yesterday, with all signs pointing to Humphries’ legal team dragging out these proceedings for as long as possible in an attempt to prove Kim somehow defrauded him into marrying her… or to simply irritate the heck out of his estranged wife. Kardashian, meanwhile, is allegedly telling friends she just wants her divorce finalized – NOT because she wants to marry Kanye West , but because Kris is a “cancer” she just wants to be rid of. “Kris is the first person I ever had to break-up with and that f-cked with my emotions,” Kim is supposedly telling friends, according to TMZ, going into detail about the pair’s experience filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians together: “He told our producers he would destroy my career and me if the show wasn’t edited right.” But that strategy will “backfire” on Humphries, Kardashian says, if he keeps claiming she was to blame for their marriage falling apart. She cites unaired footage from the E! series that is still out there and which depicts Kris as a “manipulative, vindictive, petty, fame-hungry jerk.” And, we can only presume Kim added, no way I’ll let him beat me at my own game! Whose side are you on in this divorce battle?

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The Voice Promo Pics: Airbrushing Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera is one attractive woman, but the airbrushing she gets in these two new promotional shots for The Voice makes her borderline unrecognizable. On her own and with her cohorts, the 31-year-old looks great with her wavy hair, custom Xtina bling, and a piano-themed, black-and-white slimming dress. And Photoshop. Lots and lots of Photoshop. We’ll never quite understand the need to doctor images of someone so pretty already (see Christina Aguilera photos ), but such is life for PR folks. The singer will reportedly perform her new song, “Your Body,” on The Voice when it comes back in September – its first season premiering in the fall. Are you excited for the NBC singing competition’s next go-around?

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Nike Gold Digging Shirt: Sexist or Harmless Fun?

Nike, the official outfitter for the London Olympics, is taking some heat for one of its new t-shirts, emblazoned with the phrase “Gold Digging.” Clever, harmless play on words? Not in the eyes of everyone. Since the shirt’s only available for women, many fashion bloggers and Twitter believe it’s sexist, that aparently only female Olympians are gold diggers. On one hand, people seriously get offended way too easily about the smallest stuff. On the flip side, Nike could’ve come up with a more positive phrase. “Golden Girl,” “Reach for the Gold,” “Go for the Gold,” “Good as Gold” … all of those get the point across, without implying you’re out for a man’s money. You gotta give women respect. Considering that the U.S. women took won twice as many gold medals as the men in London, they certainly earned ours. Still, it’s just a t-shirt we’re talking about. Is it really worth making this into an issue? Tell us: What do you think of this Nike “Gold Digging” shirt?

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Rihanna Smokes for Instagram of the Day

Here are some pictures Rihanna posted to twitter for her young fans to teach them that with a little smoke and a little slutty behavior…they too can be famous too….not necessarily at her level of pop-stardom….but definitely with all the guys who they let cum on their faces in exchange for false promises…or money….cuz seriously…no matter how much Rihanna wants to sing about loving the smell of chains and whips, her fan base is still 12….cuz no adult can listen to her shit and take it seriously enough to follow her on twitter…this shit is for the youth….the kind of role model I can’t just get behind…but that I’d love to get behind.

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Kelly Brook Titties in an Ad of the Day

Here is some campaign that Kelly Brook is doing for socks, a campaign that is clearly written by a retard who I am sure thought was so clever, using some play on words bullshit and stuffing her bra jokes… Her face looks horrible, one would even call it a wreck that should be retired..but those tits…those tits are big….and sometimes…like in Kelly Brook’s case…that’s all that matters.

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Scotty McCreery Basks in "Country Comfort"

Was there any doubt Scotty McCreery would take on “Country Comfort” last night? As the young artist himself said, it’s Elton John’s only country single, and he’s an aspiring country singer, after all. Randy loves the performance, which includes a shout-out to Scotty’s grandmother, but a similar dilemma faces McCreery that faces Thia Megia : will he need to mix up his song choices if he hopes to go all the way? Or is natural, impressive talent all one needs, even if such talent is only ever presented within the same genre? Scotty McCreery – Country Comfort

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The Kardashians on Fame: We Keep It Real!

It’s among mankind’s most vexing questions: what is the appeal of the Kardashians, a family with no personality, talent or positive contributions to society of any kind? In the latest issue of Redbook , Khloe Kardashian somehow keeps a straight face when answering: “We are a real family. We don’t sugarcoat anything. We’re not the Brady Bunch, but we always put each other first. We love each other on camera, we cry on camera. I think people relate to the realness of it.” These are the same people who somehow believe Kim Kardashian Tweets at them due to a personal attachment, not as a contribution to her empire . What is the biggest misconception about the family? Manager and matriarch Kris Jenner tackles this inquiry, hilariously lying stating: “All of my daughters have jobs. They are fashion stylists and designers; they own a chain of stores. They had the stores before they had the show. And my kids worked from the time they were 13 years old… They work 25 hours a day. And that they don’t have any talent? They might not be singers or dancers, but they certainly know how to produce a television show. Whether you want to call it talent or not, they have multiple shows on the air. [I want to say,] How many shows do you have?” That cannot be denied, Kris. But it must be asked: do they have multiple shows on the air due to anything the Kardashians offer? Or due to the sheer ignorance/stupidity of viewers?

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The Kardashians on Fame: We Keep It Real!

It’s among mankind’s most vexing questions: what is the appeal of the Kardashians, a family with no personality, talent or positive contributions to society of any kind? In the latest issue of Redbook , Khloe Kardashian somehow keeps a straight face when answering: “We are a real family. We don’t sugarcoat anything. We’re not the Brady Bunch, but we always put each other first. We love each other on camera, we cry on camera. I think people relate to the realness of it.” These are the same people who somehow believe Kim Kardashian Tweets at them due to a personal attachment, not as a contribution to her empire . What is the biggest misconception about the family? Manager and matriarch Kris Jenner tackles this inquiry, hilariously lying stating: “All of my daughters have jobs. They are fashion stylists and designers; they own a chain of stores. They had the stores before they had the show. And my kids worked from the time they were 13 years old… They work 25 hours a day. And that they don’t have any talent? They might not be singers or dancers, but they certainly know how to produce a television show. Whether you want to call it talent or not, they have multiple shows on the air. [I want to say,] How many shows do you have?” That cannot be denied, Kris. But it must be asked: do they have multiple shows on the air due to anything the Kardashians offer? Or due to the sheer ignorance/stupidity of viewers?

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Love Invisalign: Why Dentists Aren’t Rappers

Eminem and Rihanna? Rolling in their graves. Yes, we know they’re not actually dead. But they might wish they were after watching the OFFICIAL music video for Invisalign. Its name: “Love Invisalign.” Love the way you lie. Love Invisalign. Clever as that play on words is, it can’t salvage this attempt at rapping. It’s like the dental equivalent of adult braces. BRACE yourself (har har) for the awfulness below: Love Invisalign

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