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Paris Hilton Gives Barbie Herpes in this Terrifying Shoot of the Day

We can all agree that Paris Hilton is a pile of shit of a person… We can all agree that she has been relating or channeling Barbie since she brought her annoying self to the mainstream by getting fucked on camera… We can all agree that she is a has been who never was, even if she’s still making more money than ever, thanks to the world being retarded and unaware of how to make people fall off and disappear, especially when said person is rich as fuck, hangs out with people who are rich as fuck, and will always be int he “right” places… She’s still garbage, whether she’s mastered manipulating the retards of the world for profit…But more importantly, her bird face isn’t even hot or interesting, she’s just skinny and connected and I guess..that in and of itself is enough… I mean, I should give her some credit, she’s blocked me off social media which is kind of funny considering I never bother with her, but more importantly, the whore fucks on camera…and exposes herself and that’s a good thing no matter who is doing it.. WHat isn’t a good thing is this fucking shoot where she’s been cast as Barbie, if anything it is offensive and Mattel should sue the whore…make her license that shit…bankrupt her…anything is possible and sometimes dreams do come true…just not my dreams… The post Paris Hilton Gives Barbie Herpes in this Terrifying Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day

Victoria’s Secret makes me laugh…. In the 70s, the Sears Catalog used to have a lingerie section that was the closest thing to porn you could get your hands on if you didn’t have a dad with a stash of Playboys or Penthouse… The Sears catalog, from what I remember would post girls in semi-sheer underwear and if you looked close enough you could see the shade of a bush or nipple…it was exciting times.. Then Victoria’s Secret happened, and reinvented the lingerie Catalog…I only really remember seeing it in the early 90s, and by then…there was no nipple anywhere, no bush…anywhere…no pussy definition…anywhere…it was the most safe, wholesome underwear catalog in the history of underwear catalog, but the girls they cast were amazing…so it didn’t matter… Then the Internet happened…Victoria’s Secret seemed dated, but still massive…as people turned to porn, or even nude photoshoots of the models they used… Then new feminism on the internet happened, as an answer to cyberbullying, that involved but wasn’t limited to attacking people who called girls fat, while getting naked…to free the nipple… Which led to Victoria’s Secret being attacked for air brushing a woman’s part out of a sheer outfit…because to Feminists that means that they were saying nipple was bad…and you cant’t tell feminists anything because they’ll go crazy… So now, they’ve decided to say fuck it to the airbrushing..so the nipple and pussy definition, they’re models and photogs are doing this already without them, might as well get on board…which is a good thing.. Especially when it involes Oiling up a girl… From super generic crap…to softcore erotica…with not much in between…good job Victoria’s Secret on being progressive…I am a fan. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian on Kris Humphries: Manipulative! Vindictive! Petty! Fame-Hungry!

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries may never get divorced. The former couple continued to battle in court yesterday, with all signs pointing to Humphries’ legal team dragging out these proceedings for as long as possible in an attempt to prove Kim somehow defrauded him into marrying her… or to simply irritate the heck out of his estranged wife. Kardashian, meanwhile, is allegedly telling friends she just wants her divorce finalized – NOT because she wants to marry Kanye West , but because Kris is a “cancer” she just wants to be rid of. “Kris is the first person I ever had to break-up with and that f-cked with my emotions,” Kim is supposedly telling friends, according to TMZ, going into detail about the pair’s experience filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians together: “He told our producers he would destroy my career and me if the show wasn’t edited right.” But that strategy will “backfire” on Humphries, Kardashian says, if he keeps claiming she was to blame for their marriage falling apart. She cites unaired footage from the E! series that is still out there and which depicts Kris as a “manipulative, vindictive, petty, fame-hungry jerk.” And, we can only presume Kim added, no way I’ll let him beat me at my own game! Whose side are you on in this divorce battle?

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The Voice Promo Pics: Airbrushing Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera is one attractive woman, but the airbrushing she gets in these two new promotional shots for The Voice makes her borderline unrecognizable. On her own and with her cohorts, the 31-year-old looks great with her wavy hair, custom Xtina bling, and a piano-themed, black-and-white slimming dress. And Photoshop. Lots and lots of Photoshop. We’ll never quite understand the need to doctor images of someone so pretty already (see Christina Aguilera photos ), but such is life for PR folks. The singer will reportedly perform her new song, “Your Body,” on The Voice when it comes back in September – its first season premiering in the fall. Are you excited for the NBC singing competition’s next go-around?

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Janet Jackson: Gorgeous in Gotham

Okay, you might say it’s a little heavy on the airbrushing, but Janet Jackson still looks great on the new cover of Gotham magazine. We’re big fans of Janet

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