This is great….I wish this was my shirt..I wish this was my design…such a silly idea…but when Salma Hayek wears it to the Hospital after hitting her head…shit’s done good, and the life of the viral T-shirt, that is really an awesome t-shirt happens… That’s not to say if I did produce this shirt, an idea I’m sure every dude has had at least once over the last 20 years, that mine would be the one wearing it…but it is to say whoever made this shirt – is going to sell 1,000,000 dollars worth of them… This is what she had to say: I had to be rushed from set to the ER for a minor head injury. Unfortunately my wardrobe for the scene was completely inappropriate for the hospital. Thank you to doctors Foster and Ellspermann for taking such good care of me! And don’t worry it didn’t make me any crazier than I was! The post Salma Hayek’s T-Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Olivia Rose is everything. I know absolutely nothing about her, but one of my favorite photographers, who I like to think is an actual photographer, because he’s been doing this from long before instagram, getting hipster model chicks with bush naked, producing great pictures that speak to my soul and are so properly executed…an authetic..not an instagram filtering asshole with a million followers… So I support everything he does…including but not limited to the models he selects that have historically been incredible.. He’s putting out a book on this Oliva Rose, who I’ve never heard of…but who exists and looks amazing.. Finally a solid set of tits to make that sour, bad attidude, famous for her tits, Emily Ratajkowski as irrelevant as she should be…who by the way Jonathan Leder shot before she was anything…because this dude is legit, the talent picking photographer you need to pay attention to…and the pics are fucking hot… You see this is where Playboy should have gone instead of the non-nude nonsense…this is what the people want – and by people I mean me – which is convenient because I am me. This girl is amazing… PRE ORDER THE BOOK CLICK HERE The post Olivia Rose for Jonathan Leder of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Victoria’s Secret makes me laugh…. In the 70s, the Sears Catalog used to have a lingerie section that was the closest thing to porn you could get your hands on if you didn’t have a dad with a stash of Playboys or Penthouse… The Sears catalog, from what I remember would post girls in semi-sheer underwear and if you looked close enough you could see the shade of a bush or nipple…it was exciting times.. Then Victoria’s Secret happened, and reinvented the lingerie Catalog…I only really remember seeing it in the early 90s, and by then…there was no nipple anywhere, no bush…anywhere…no pussy definition…anywhere…it was the most safe, wholesome underwear catalog in the history of underwear catalog, but the girls they cast were amazing…so it didn’t matter… Then the Internet happened…Victoria’s Secret seemed dated, but still massive…as people turned to porn, or even nude photoshoots of the models they used… Then new feminism on the internet happened, as an answer to cyberbullying, that involved but wasn’t limited to attacking people who called girls fat, while getting naked…to free the nipple… Which led to Victoria’s Secret being attacked for air brushing a woman’s part out of a sheer outfit…because to Feminists that means that they were saying nipple was bad…and you cant’t tell feminists anything because they’ll go crazy… So now, they’ve decided to say fuck it to the airbrushing..so the nipple and pussy definition, they’re models and photogs are doing this already without them, might as well get on board…which is a good thing.. Especially when it involes Oiling up a girl… From super generic crap…to softcore erotica…with not much in between…good job Victoria’s Secret on being progressive…I am a fan. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is CHARLIE RIINA … I know absolutely nothing about her, but what I do know based on looking at these pics alone, is that she’s come from heaven (I’m assuming eastern europe or russia)…with her massive breasts that I figure if you’re gonna have breasts they might as well be massive…and rockin’ body….for me to stare at…. It seems like she’s done that LA water company, and more importantly that she’s done Playboy, at least that’s what google is telling me…and the nice thing about that is that I can focus on what is important in these pics, then cross reference her nudes, since everyone, even TINDER girls have nudes, in order to bring my orgasm to completion… I figure…new content, cross-reference with old nudity…makes for a perfect balance for proper masturbation…even if it’s not quite masturbation since I feel nothing but love for her..and my penis is more of an inny than an outty, but you get what I mean… The post Charlie Riina is Amazing at the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Some photographer name Viktor Vautier shot these pics of some hot hipster looking model named Maja Simonsen, who I know absolutely nothing about, except her measurements from her Agency’s site, which are in the Metric system, and make no fucking sense to me, but then again, I guess I also know what her tits look like, so I don’t really need to size and measure the fuckers up to fit them into my mouth, I can just eye the shit, and work around that, like a real expert….That said, she’s awesome….and here she is half naked for Purple Magazine making moves…
Some photographer name Viktor Vautier shot these pics of some hot hipster looking model named Maja Simonsen, who I know absolutely nothing about, except her measurements from her Agency’s site, which are in the Metric system, and make no fucking sense to me, but then again, I guess I also know what her tits look like, so I don’t really need to size and measure the fuckers up to fit them into my mouth, I can just eye the shit, and work around that, like a real expert….That said, she’s awesome….and here she is half naked for Purple Magazine making moves…
It’s become pretty clear to me that I know absolutely nothing about the female reproductive system, I can’t seem to be able to tell if Hilary Duff is pregnant or not. I know she says she is, but every time I get a few pictures of her she kinda looks the way she always looks. Hot. Shouldn’t we be seeing some sort of belly by now. Not that I’m complaining, I love the woman so I guess I should just sit back and enjoy it while I still can. The hottie party has got to come to an end sooner or later. more pictures of Hilary Duff here
It’s happening, Hilary Duff’s pregnancy is starting to catch up with her. So far she’s been one of the hottest pregnant chicks I’ve ever seen, so much so that I actually doubted she was even preggers, but it looks like things might be about to change. Here she is out the other day looking a little soft around the edges. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying she’s a lard-ass or anything, but this is a far cry from that tight spandex booty we say a few weeks ago. I know nothing about pregnancies, so it’s kind of interesting for me to watch this hottie’s progression. Like a science experiment. Where does the stork fit in?
I know absolutely nothing about fashion, but I love the fact that wearing your spandex gym/yoga outfit around town when you’re nowhere near the gym is a thing now. Here’s Vanessa Hudgens and her friend running some errands in their yoga pants and tank tops. Tough day at the gym girls? I didn’t think so. Vanessa is even wearing slippers! Next it will be the cool thing to go out in your pajamas, screw getting dressed. I sleep in the nude. I actually saw a guy the other day, not some crazy homeless guy either, a normal guy in his thirties walking around downtown in a bathrobe and slippers. I’m not sure if he was fashion forward or just some pervert who likes to be naked outside? Either way, it better not catch on. Does this mean I can wear my spandex bicycle shorts without looking like a creep? Sweet!
If you’re shocked that we’ve got some pictures of Tara Reid flashing her lady bits while she gets out of a car, then you know absolutely nothing about Tara Reid or this website. Here she is looking… I want to say sober, but I’m not sure if I feel comfortable with that. Here she is looking about as sober as she possibly can while she gives us a good look at her feminine side in a hot little red dress. I don’t know where she is or what she’s doing, I think she just got voted out of Celebrity Big Brother India or something, how the hell am I supposed to keep track of a D-list celebrity? Anyhow, nice package. Enjoy.
