Gotta love the fact that music is getting back to having fun and that not all videos have to be ratchet or inappropriate for kids! We’ve been following Bria Marie for a minute, you can pre-order her debut album “Freshman” now on iTunes.
I don’t know who this botox, Kim Kardashian, plastic looking, all people with money look like porn stars thanks to shitty plastic surgery is…No not Carmen Electra, the one behind her with her tits falling out, not the one with the sunglasses, who also looks like all these fake hair, face, tan, lip, subtle delicate women… I hate this look, I hate this vibe, it’s so fucking trashy and ugly, but I love the fact that her tit is hanging out as the paparazzi capture her Jersey Shore looking self, accidentally, like a deer in the headlights, because she’s behind Carmen Electra, who also looks like a ball of fucking botox, but still relevant enough for the paparazzi to take pics of….
I am not a huge fan of Jessie Andrews….only because she’s blocked me on all social media, despite being friends with a lot of people I know…including her manager for her DJing who I have a pug connection with… I don’t watch porn, so I can’t really talk about her performances, other than that I know she’s doing her first Anal scene pretty soon. I don’t go to clubs, so I can’t really talk about her DJing, I just know you can fuck her on camera for less than booking her to DJ your party… I do know that she’s dialled into the “art” and “fashion” and “hipster” world…and that in doing that not only can she rock an awesome bush…the kind of bush I would let rub on my face because I love bush…and everyone or anyone who has ever read this site will know that…since day one I’ve loved it. I’m talking jerking off on hipster 20 year old bush since the fucking 80s…and I embrace that shit more than anyone I know…and I encourage every girl to grow out her bush… So I’m loving these…as much as I love the fact that Jessie Andrews has done the right media to encourage a new generation of girl to embrace her sexuality and fuck on camera…you know being the slut she wants to be – without worrying about social norms and pressures…it’s all very fucking liberating…and I get to see hipster bush in the process…thus a huge fan….
All my predictions are coming true…Rihanna is a fucking mess and it is fucking amazing…. Whenever I think of this bitch, I try to put myself in her shoes, not because I have a woman’s shoe fetish, you know the kind of guy who sniffs and fucks expensive designer shoes, but because every once in a while, mainly when I see her pictures, I try to understand how someone from the fucking ghetto of the Caribbean islands deals with making 100 million dollars a year, interest alone on that shit is more than the entire city of Bridgetown combines makes, making her in a pretty fucked up position, in a pretty fucked up place, where getting wasted to the point of not standing doesn’t matter, it is probably the least of her concerns while all the leeching assholes trying to get a piece of her ignorant, uneducated puppet ass…are more of an issue…but I guess this is the gateway to a bigger meltdown, that I would blame Kings of Leon for it…cuz I blame Kings of Leon for everything wrong in the world…from Lily Aldridge to my next wife’s inability to commit, but not for the impending premature death of Rihanna, that shit’s all her own doing…thanks to her addiction to fame and fortune…The American way… Here is a pic of her in her bikini for those of you who prefer half naked Rihanna to drunk Rihanna, when I prefer a bit of both, it leads to bad decision making.
Sweet…just what I was looking for today…pictures of some hot young Brazilian model wearing awkward mom lingerie…I love the contouring effect the SPANX produce, giving the illusion that a fat bitch is not quite as fat, and I love the fact that they used some fit little model to show off the benefits of this shitty fucking underwear collection… Catalog shots, although the internet exists, are porn to me, because some of us have a hard time letting go to the 80s, when catalog pics were all we fucking had…the shitty shot, awkward pose, low quality set up, just makes me bust all over my inner thigh…good thing my dog’s here to lick it up, cuz shit I’m too lazy to get off this fucking couch motherfucker….
Nicole Richie is the fucking devil….I can’t stand this trash and I hate the fact that she’s got a career of her own and is money making…I also hate that her company is located in Montreal because I am constantly tempted to stage some protests or flash mobs protesting the made in China products that I can only assume are made in sweatshops for her spoiled brat materialistic rich kid life….more importantly, I hate that her adopted ass didn’t follow the natural adopted kid route…you know the damaged, self destructive, unable to get her shit together, all thanks to living with not being wanted by your parents….all thanks to Lionel Richie throwing money at this cunt….so that she forgets her crackhead mother… But I do love the fact that after her babies….she got herself some implants…cuz implants save shitty tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I for one absolutely love the fact that walking around half naked in skin tight yoga pants has become an acceptable thing now. Jessica Alba did it this morning, so did Miranda Kerr and Miley Cyrus does it all the time. I love it. Here’s Miley showing off her tight little body in a tight little outfit. Is it me or does she seem to be getting better and better looking as she gets older? I’m impressed. I guess all the pilates or yoga or whatever has been paying off. Nicely done.
‘I think I’m going to be kind of playing myself, so hopefully it will be easy,’ ‘The Voice’ judge says of joining FX drama. By Jocelyn Vena Adam Levine Photo: Getty Images Adam Levine might be single again in real life, but he’s ready to play one of “the Lovers” on FX’s creep-tastic hit drama “American Horror Story.” The Maroon 5 frontman and “The Voice” judge has confirmed the part to E! News . “It is the truth,” Levine told Ryan Seacrest about the previously rumored role . “I mean, it’s pretty much happening. I think it’s happening. I don’t know how much I can divulge, because [series co-creator] Ryan [Murphy] is very under wraps. “It’s going to be fun. And I told [Ryan] I really didn’t know what I was doing, but he didn’t seem to really care,” Levine continued. “So I’m just going to go and try to [do] acting. I think I’m going to be kind of playing myself, so hopefully it will be easy.” Season two is set to premiere in October with returning season one favorites Jessica Lange, Zachary Quinto, Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters and Lily Rabe. E! further reports that the new season might take place on the East Coast at a mental institution. Season one took place in Los Angeles with a troubled family moving into a new home, lovingly referred to as “Murder House” on the series because so many people were murdered in it. About Murphy, Levine said, “He’s really great. And I love the fact that he believes in me to throw me out there.” Given how often the guys appear shirtless on “American Horror Story” — and how famous Levine’s abs are — fans should probably expect Murphy to make the most of that aspect of his persona. The identity of the other “Lover” is top secret for now. Related Artists Adam Levine
Ray J has finally broken his silence about Whitney Houston’s death. Ray J writes “Over the past few days, I’ve tried to process the emptiness that I am experiencing. What my heart feels cannot be expressed in words. The world lost an icon, but I lost my close friend.” “Nippy, I miss you so much!” “You were so happy and full of love. Your smile will live in my heart forever.” SOURCE
Ray J has finally broken his silence about Whitney Houston’s death. Ray J writes “Over the past few days, I’ve tried to process the emptiness that I am experiencing. What my heart feels cannot be expressed in words. The world lost an icon, but I lost my close friend.” “Nippy, I miss you so much!” “You were so happy and full of love. Your smile will live in my heart forever.” SOURCE