All my predictions are coming true…Rihanna is a fucking mess and it is fucking amazing…. Whenever I think of this bitch, I try to put myself in her shoes, not because I have a woman’s shoe fetish, you know the kind of guy who sniffs and fucks expensive designer shoes, but because every once in a while, mainly when I see her pictures, I try to understand how someone from the fucking ghetto of the Caribbean islands deals with making 100 million dollars a year, interest alone on that shit is more than the entire city of Bridgetown combines makes, making her in a pretty fucked up position, in a pretty fucked up place, where getting wasted to the point of not standing doesn’t matter, it is probably the least of her concerns while all the leeching assholes trying to get a piece of her ignorant, uneducated puppet ass…are more of an issue…but I guess this is the gateway to a bigger meltdown, that I would blame Kings of Leon for it…cuz I blame Kings of Leon for everything wrong in the world…from Lily Aldridge to my next wife’s inability to commit, but not for the impending premature death of Rihanna, that shit’s all her own doing…thanks to her addiction to fame and fortune…The American way… Here is a pic of her in her bikini for those of you who prefer half naked Rihanna to drunk Rihanna, when I prefer a bit of both, it leads to bad decision making.
