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Lucy Pinder and Other Out of Work Hooker Tits for NUTS Farewell Issue of the Day

So Nuts Magazine is apparently not all that profitable and is shutting down… I guess it is because using free big titty, low level “models’ who aren’t models but rather girls who don’t want day jobs, but don’t want to fuck on camera, who use the exposure as leverage to find a rich husband, is not that interesting to advertisers or people who have access to the fucking internet… I never really understood the success of these lad mags, or why people would ever buy them, because tits are great and all, but for 10 dollars you can buy a fucking lap dance and grab a pair, rather than spending 6 dollars to jerk off on a picture of a pair.. Plus sites like mine steal all their good shit anyway, and for that I am happy to say, I’ve helped put some sluts who weren’t getting paid for this work, out of work…I feel like I’ve accomplished so much.

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Lucy Pinder and Other Out of Work Hooker Tits for NUTS Farewell Issue of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Workout Shorts of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio wore skimpy workout shorts in public because that’s what girls workout in, unless they are at Planet Fitness, giving you another reason, or really the main reason why we should all throw in the booze and hit the gym, because bar rat drunk bitches on drugs, just don’t have asses like this, you know the kind you can chip a tooth on even after they have kids, but do have asses, even when skinny are sloppy and falling off their malnourished weak bodies…I guess the only problem with fitness is that historically it makes you live longer and really who needs that…especially when we can just stare at fitness on instagram since every bitch loves posting her workout and abs… Either way, Alessandra Ambrosio is a lingerie model…and yes her ass isn’t that great…and yes her underwear is too small and Visible Panty Line makes you think her ass cheek is suffocating…but I am still posting it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Workout Shorts of the Day

Ellen Page’s Lesbian Stomach of the Day

Remember when Ellen Page had some big theatrical coming out event at some Ted Talks looking bullshit…yeah that was pretty fucking dramatic and ridiculous but lesbians everywhere embraced it because lesbians like having a leader, at least one in the media, even though every girl I’ve ever met is a fucking lesbian, but maybe that attitude is why Lesbians generally hate me, you know the one where I am convinced I can have sex with them, because I believe that they are just being pussies and are genetically programmed to want cum in them, proven by the whole uterus thing, where as gay dudes are just down with no headaches and anal sex…you know “we don’t need a pussy, that shit bleeds and is scary and smells like fucking sushi platter when it’s not making babies that bite into our vacation funds”…. Either way, she wore a bikini top, flexed her lesbian abs, looks a little lipstick, before they put her in a tie, all for Flare Magazine, a Canadian Magazine, celebrating her big fucking move, when really people don’t realize drawing attention to their sexuality is like pointing at a black person and saying “LOOK A BLACK PERSON LET’S BE NICE TO HIM SO HE DOESN’T THINK WE ARE RACIST”…you know anti-racism, and politically correctness that labels shit harder than a back woods redneck…it’s all so counter productive…

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Ellen Page’s Lesbian Stomach of the Day