Welcome, readers, to another edition of THG’s Caption Contest! This afternoon’s image comes to us from a local strip club, where none other than Nicki Minaj popped in and quickly made her presence felt. We know Nicki “endorses” strippers , but sometimes, a picture really is worth 1,000 words. What would be the best caption for this one? You tell us! Just leave comment(s) with your best caption(s) for the, um, interesting Nicki pic below! Go to it! Our winner will be announced Thursday . Good luck …
Equipped with an iPhone with 20% battery life, Drunkenstepfather.com, meaning me, went to Montreal’s version of Comicon, even though they didn’t give us Press passes, meaning we paid the 35 dollars to see this shit, despite hating virgin loser nerds who like video games and comic books and scifi and cosplay and fantasy and second life… as much as I hate the stale semen smell that follows them everywhere they go…..from chronic masturbating in their mom’s basement where they live and make robotic women while pretending to be married to their favorite women…. Well it turns out that they convention itself was as bootleg and ghetto and second rate poor man hustle as my reporting…but I figured I’d post my pics anyway…. From Captain Picard and Kirk sitting next to each other in some nerd time warp vortex, to some fat chick showing off the only head she’s ever got, to the Ghostbusters comparing dick sizes, and some girls in cosplay costume seeking male attention…..it was good times. If you want to follow our adventures and by our I mean mine and by adventures I mean sitting on the couch – Follow My Instagram @DRUNKENSTEPFATHERDOTCOM
Irina Shayk is not my kind of Russian because she didn’t have to escape communist rule, or really grow up under the reign of an oppressive government, you know really feeling struggle…..but she’s pretty spectacular…and she has had to face her own challenges and trials and tribulations…you know fucking her way to celebrity instead of for survival…and I’m pretty glad she did…cuz I’m glad I know she exists….she’s good to look at….and that she’s not just working a local strip club in her home town….she’s used her hotness proper….even if it meant faking a relationship with a gay soccer star….. Right….
I usually like my pole dancers to be slutty, but this young lady has truly made it in to an art. I still prefer the girls at my local strip club, but this is quite entertaining. Enjoy. Graceful Poledancer Video More AmaTuna
