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Micaela Schaefer’s Bikini Is AMAZING!!!

Alright, I think this Micaela Schaefer chick is getting out of hand, in a good way that is. I’ve had her on the site a few times before and every time she stuns me with her tiny, sexy, stripper-like outfits. She’s the one that basically wore a torn up garbage bag on the red carpet at some movie for the Cannes Film Festival , and I love her. Here she is with her trashy friends getting down and dirty in their stripper/hooker/future hollywoodtuna bride costumes. Amaze!

Micaela Schaefer In The Hottest Outfit Ever! PART 2

Here’s Micaela Schaefer at the Men In Black 3 premiere wearing a torn up garbage bag and making it the greatest outfit to ever grace a red carpet event. All I can say is WOW!!! I’m in love!

Micaela Schaefer: Hottest Event Outfit Ever!

So I had this Micaela Schaefer chick on the site yesterday posing all provocatively in her sexy little outfit at what looked like a furniture store, which was awesome, but this time she’s outdone herself. Here she is at some event last night in what has to be the best event outfit ever. Look at this thing! It’s part bathing suit, part stripper outfit and part superhero costume… It’s amazing.

Micaela Schaefer: Sexiest DJ Ever?

If you don’t know who the hell this Micaela Schaefer is, don’t worry about it, I don’t think anybody does, but she might just be the sexiest DJ to ever pretend to spin the turntables. Obviously I don’t know if she’s actually a DJ, she’s probably just some half naked hot chick who finally figured out how to use an iPod , but she’s a half naked hottie walking around a club and that’s good enough for me. Enjoy.