We know, we know — it’s hard out here for an imp . Man With Dwarfism Drives 18 Hours, Urinating In A Bottle, Sex With Minor A 40-year-old man left Kansas in such a hurry to have sex with a high school girl that he drove 18 hours without stopping, opting to relieve himself in a bottle. According to NY Daily News reports : A Kansas man allegedly didn’t waste time with bathroom breaks when he realized a teen girl from Florida was willing to have sex with him. Christopher Lanning, 40, was reportedly in such a fit of passion that he urinated into a bottle during the 18-hour trip from Kansas City. The stench inside the man’s car shocked cops who nabbed Lanning at a Longwood, Fla. gas station on Tuesday. “It was pretty bad,” Longwood Police Department spokesman Kevin Tuck told the Orlando Sentinel. Lanning, who has dwarfism, thought he was chatting up a 14-year-old girl from a Seminole County high school. In fact, he was speaking to an undercover officer who was part of a sting operation that had started in March. “He contacted us,” Tuck said. Lanning faces a number of charges, including traveling to meet a child for sex and transmitting obscene material to a minor. He was booked into Seminole County Jail on $15,300 bond. A judge banned him from using the computer or Internet. His arraignment is set for May 20. In court on Wednesday, Lanning admitted he had blundered. “I made a major mistake in judgment,” Lanning said. Hide ya kids! This guy is just nasty — and his height has nothing to do with it — nasty on all kind of levels. Yuck. Daddy. Seminole County Jail
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Pint Sized Perverts: Dwarf Pees In Bottle During 18 Hour Drive To Florida For Sex With 14-Year-Old Girl! [Video]
