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Amanda Mani Hot in Elle Mexico of the Day

I don’t know anything about Amanda Mani… I just know I’m in love… She did some Elle Mexico shit, she’s pushing 6 foot which is just fucking next level massive, but her face and everything about her is so good… This is the kind of girl I wouldn’t want to meet, because it would feel emasculating, not that I care about that, my small penis and low testosterone kinda do that for me on the daily, but I would send her love letters and flowers wherever just to encourage her to hang in there and to keep on working, because I want to see her naked in photoshoots. That’s just the kind of romantic I am…you know when I’m not tricking girls in bars to give me a gynaecological exam, or to tell me if my sperm actually tastes like chocolate, like I’ve convinced them it does, I’m writing models love letters…they should make a movie about me and when they do that I’ll be thinking of the Amanda Mani like a Pedi thinks about little boys…I don’t think that Mani /Pedi joked work…it needed more asian illegal workers….

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Amanda Mani Hot in Elle Mexico of the Day

Leven Rambin Bikini on Instagram of the Day

I don’t watch shit like The Hunger Games, but apparently this 23 year named Leven Rambin is in it… She’s also been on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor…. I guess being a Texan means she’s up on some Jessica Simpson kick and has got some Texas BBQ tits, since everything in Texas is bigger, and I guess in being a young girl trying to stand out amongst the crowd, because Jennifer Lawrence is stealing all her shine, she’s decided to post bikini pics, it’s a good strategy, at least for people like me, who like looking at bikini pics…because they are better than clothed pics, and girls feel less slutty than posting lingerie pics… All this to say, I now know Leven Rambin..it’s on.

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Leven Rambin Bikini on Instagram of the Day