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Pixie Lott Showing Off Leg in Some Gay Biker Shorts of the Day

I don’t know who Pixie Lott is but apparently she’s got legs and wears leather shorts like some kind of gay biker ready to rape me in a back alley when I accidentally walk into the wrong bar in the wrong part of town….not that gay bikers really find me all that pretty…but if you get a gay biker on a bad day…it doesn’t really matter how unattractive you are…they just have the taste for ass no matter who that ass belongs to…it’s really a lot like prison….so I guess Pixie Lott brings out a lot of dark memories for me and I should hate her for that…which I guess I do…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Pixie Lott Showing Off Leg in Some Gay Biker Shorts of the Day

Magician of the Day

This is a fucking funny video that reminds us that sometimes we’re not cut out to be what we decided we should be and that just because we think we’d make a great magician sure as hell doesn’t make us a good magician…and in reality we should be working the family farm even though we tried so hard to avoid that shit…..or whatever the fuck it is you are hiding from when you decided to take up magic….

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Magician of the Day