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Jessica Pare Big Titties in GQ of the Day

It is always hard to be objective and full of hate when you are doing a post on someone you’ve met a few times, seen out many times, who is good childhood friends with people you like, especially when they have great tits… Her name is Jess Pare, she’s from Montreal but has been out of Montreal for a long fucking time, trying to make it in movies and TV, always willing to show her huge natural tits, whether in that movie about lesbian school girls from the early 2000s, or hot tub time machine, she brings them out…and whether I think she’s the hottest of hot in person, or nice in person, or even great tittied in person, you know compared to non actor bitches when unphotoshopped doesn’t matter cuz she’s making moves and showing off her tits in GQ…and that’s better than I’ve done with my ridiculously awesome tits…so next time I see her in Montreal at a bar, I’ll have no choice but to stage a trip and fall, hoping them tits end up accidentally in my motherfucking mouth…. Here’s the video…..

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Jessica.flv

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Jessica Pare Big Titties in GQ of the Day

Lana Del Lip’s Lip is Deflated of the Day

In one of life’s great tragedies…it seems that whatever Lana Del Rey’s people jacked her lip up with to make her look glamorous for the making of all her videos that had billions of youtube views…has leaked out leaving her with nothing more than an average at best sized lip instead of what looked like it could have been a live creature living on her face….or maybe even just a major birth defect that she overcame by learning how to make it help her sound….all while looking ridiculous in duck face stance at all times…. Oh thank god…it was a false alarm….Del Lip’s still lippy…. When’s this twat’s other set of lips gonna get into porn or at least scandal…cuz when I cross reference her lip on her face I can’t help by wonder what kind of lifeless fleshly mound she’s hiding in her underwear…

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Lana Del Lip’s Lip is Deflated of the Day