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Elizabeth Hasselbeck is Porn to Me of the Day

Sure, Elizaebeth looks a little bit like a clown or monster coming to steal your babies, but there’s something about her, that probably has something to do with me falling in love with her when she was a shoe designer for Adidas on Survivor, because seeing bitches weak, starving and willing to do anything for a cracker, I get excited enough to watch her on TV as often as my neighbor lets me sit on his couch, which is at least 2 times a week and bitch drives me crazy. She’s got a sick body for a mom of 3, her views on the world are nice, wholesome and white bread, despite the world knowing to get knocked up with 3 kids, it takes some dirty sex with your pro football husband. It’s like she’s the grown up version of the popular, clean, wholesome ,hot girl at school with a panty-on rule, and I fucking love it…. Pics via Fame

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Lady Gaga’s Cummed Up Face at Some Event of the Day

As an HIV Positive man, Lady Gaga takes AIDS charities pretty fucking seriously. So seriously that she decided to do an “Artist” rendition of what I guess is either AIDS Lesions, or taking it on your face instead of taking it in your asshole, as it may still give you AIDS but it is a hell of a lot more fun and maybe even less risky…or maybe she’s just trying to get every motherfucker turned off enough to never have sex again by walking around in fucking panties and the only question this really brings up to me is: Why don’t these parties and events have dress-codes for the celebrities who attend, cuz I know if I showed up half naked covered in cum, they’d probably escort me out, even if I had fucking tickets….I guess life is unfair…. Some Other Bitches at the Amfar event dressed slutty, cuz I guess AIDS makes bitches wet, ready and willing to give all the HIV positive men something to jerk off to cuz they aren’t gonna give it up, or maybe they are AIDS fetishist, you know the kind of weirdo who fantasizes about sleeping with an HIV positive man, and really who cares…. Doutzen Kroes Titty The Bitch from Alien and Avatar with the stupid name in a See Thru Eliza Dushku Inter-Racial Couple Representing by Reenacting the Africa HIV Pandemic… Some other bitch showing off bra…. Pics via Fame

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