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Naked French iPhone App of the Day

I don’t know how recent this video is, but it’s the first time I’ve seen it, so I can only assume it’s been online forever. I know this app is obviosuly just a smart viral video, but I still envy the motherfucker for having that many people willing to get totally naked for the sake of his videos, I try my best to get girls to get naked on camera and they always refuse, so whoever is behind this is either a God, or gay, cuz girls trust gay dudes cuz they think they don’t have ulterior motives, even though they still put you on the internet, but it’s seen as art and not smut or some shit, and based on motherfuckers language I’m going with French, which is a lot like being gay, cuz it tricks bitches into thinking they are sensitive and romantic, despite being just as sleazy as me….

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Alessandra Ambrosio Lingerie Catalog Pictures of the Day

If you can jerk off to these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio’s hot mom body in lingerie, you’re either a 14 year old, or a fucking skilled masturbator, because in this era of internet porn I need a hell of a lot more pussy lip to get me going, even if that pussy lip was ravaged and beat the fuck up by passing a baby through it… This photoshopped bullshit just leaves me unsatisfied and annoyed because I want to see what her actual body looks like, because I know shit is pretty fucking good without the bullshit post production shit that makes it look like she’s a fucking plastic sex doll….that said here she is in some lingerie for some catalog…. Bonus – Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr for what I can only assume is the same catalog and she’s lookin’ alright…

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Magic Johnson is the HIV Patient of the Day

We like to do something here that celebrates diseases that affect gays, Africans, whores and heroin addicts by posting a picture of a motherfucker who is HIV positive to celebrate living witht he disease. Actually, we never do something here that celebrates HIV or AIDS, because Magic Johnson would always be the fuckin’ poster boy of the shit, it’s like he never got prison raped in a back alley by a HIV positive heroin addict after one too many drinks, dude’s healthier than a most people I know who don’t have AIDS, making me thing either celebrities have access to the cure to the disease they are hording out until more people have the disease so the companies who cured the disease can really capitalize, or that dude doesn’t have HIV at all, cuz if you met the people I’ve met dying of the shit, you’d probably think twice about having unprotected sex with even your wife, but when you look at Magic Johnson, it almost makes you want to share needles and have dirty anal sex. He takes HIV out of the gutter and makes it look fuckin’ classy.

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