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Before You Even Knew It, All the Tiger Woods Ads Were Gone

Funny little thing that Tiger Woods would probably get a chuckle out of, if he wasn’t in such a bad mood these days: The more we see Tiger’s face on TV, the less we see him in TV commercials . Relief! In a big coincidence totally unrelated to unnamed outside events, whatever those might be, all the companies that paid Tiger millions upon millions of dollars to endorse their products have collectively lost interest in telling you, the consumer, that their products are officially approved by Tiger Woods

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Before You Even Knew It, All the Tiger Woods Ads Were Gone

Brooklyn’s Hottest Stereotypes in Battle of Bike Lane Martyrs

Everybody, gather round for the Jews vs. Hipsters fight! Williamsburg’s most loathed subcultures in bike lane battle! Black hat vigilantes stalk sexxxy two-wheeled postgrads! Hero hipsters martyred for commuter ease—media swarms! Objectively speaking, some 24 year-olds repainting bike lanes on the street ranks in the bottom 10% of New York crime stories on any given day. But since they are HIPSTERS who love to ride bikes battling THE JEWS who hate hipsters and their immodest bike-riding attire, there in Williamsburg, in a sexxxy culture clash, well then.

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Brooklyn’s Hottest Stereotypes in Battle of Bike Lane Martyrs