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Katie Price is obviously not as young as she used to be and her days of walking around in tight leather pants with her big fake boobs hanging out are almost behind her, so we have to enjoy it while we still can. It’s a shame that she’s starting to show her age. That’s the great thing about fake breasts, they’re never going to let you down, the woman they’re attached to may completely turn to a saggy leathery mess and those things will be just as perky as the day God Dr Goldblatt made them.