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Jayde Nicole Is Giving Me The Drunk Eye

I may be an out of touch celebrity blogger, but I think something’s going on with these pictures of Playboy hottie Jayde Nicole , I don’t know what it is, but she just doesn’t look right. She looks drunk or high or something. Not that I’m complaining, I actually prefer my women hot drunk or high, it says so in my eHarmony profile. Anyhow, who really cares, her boobs look great and that’s all that matters.

Olivia Wilde Flaunts Her Butt And More

I’ve never heard of Flaunt magazine, but they’ve got Olivia Wilde on the cover in a fairly suggestive pose so they’ve got my attention. I don’t normally find pantsuits very attractive, unless they’re on sexy lady lawyers, but not wearing a shirt underneath really makes the whole outfit pop. Maybe Hilary Clinton should give it a try. I just puke burped. It’s a good thing Olivia’s cute little bare bottom is here to make me feel better. Bare asses almost always make a tough situation go away.