Tag Archives: meat-department

Whitney Port Bikini Pictures Are Not Bad!

I don’t know what ever happened to Whitney Port , we haven’t seen her in years. But out of all the Hills girls, I always thought she was one of the most talented. (I’m talking about in the front meat department, just to be clear.) Anyway, the good news is that apparently she’s still considered famous enough to get followed by the paparazzi at the beach, so enjoy these bikini pictures. And keep those fingers crossed that Whitney’s 15 minutes last a little while longer. At least through the end of this beach vacation of hers. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Kamilla Alnes Is Simply Amazing

Since I’m always keeping an eye out for new no-name models to convince that dating a blogger is the key to jumpstarting their career share with you guys, I want you to meet Kamilla Alnes . According to my research, this blonde cutie with the killer body is from Norway. And sure, she doesn’t have a ton in the front meat department compared to some of the other models I post on the site, but hey, I’m not shallow like that. Especially not when there’s a potential date involved. Call me! » view all 13 photos

Originally posted here:
Kamilla Alnes Is Simply Amazing

Kimberley Garner’s Little Cleavage Show Continues…

Here’s Kimberley Garner out in London and showing why she’s still one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends even if she hasn’t tweeted me back in months. See, even though Kimberley isn’t exactly stacked in the front meat department, that hasn’t stopped her from showing it off lately . Just like even though I’ve got no shot at consumating our fake relationship, it still won’t stop me from trying again and again. Never give up on your dreams, kids. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kristen Bell Needs To Show Her Fans More Love

I know Kristen Bell isn’t exactly A-list material when it comes to the front meat department, but still, I was expecting a little more from her at her big Veronica Mars screening. Because c’mon, I know the fans have been waiting like 7 years to see this. And no, I’m not talking about that dumb movie, I’m talking about Kristen’s funbags obviously. I thought that’s what that whole Kickstarter campaign was for. But oh well. I guess we’ll just have to keep waiting until the sequel. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com

Follow this link:
Kristen Bell Needs To Show Her Fans More Love

Jennifer Lopez Is Packing Some Quality Beef

With all the attention everybody pays to Jennifer Lopez ‘s famous booty, you forget she’s also pretty good in the front meat department too. Well, nobody’s forgetting it after these pictures of J-Lo attending the Fox Television Critics Association Winter Party. That said, after a few minutes staring at J-Lo’s cleavage, I completely forgot what I was going to type next. Not to mention all my pin numbers, where I put my keys, and how to walk. Guess I’m just going to have to sit here and stare until it all comes back to me. This could take a while. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com

More here:
Jennifer Lopez Is Packing Some Quality Beef

Meet Super Sweet Bikini Model Farah Holt

Meet British model Farah Holt . I know that normally when I post new hot British nobodies in bikinis, usually they’re a little way more gifted in the front meat department than Farah here, but somehow I doubt anybody’s going to be complaining after these pictures. Because Farah can obviously still fill out a bikini pretty nicely. Besides, everybody knows that the only opinion that really matters here is the Little Tuna. He’s the real brains behind this whole operation. » view all 76 photos

Link:
Meet Super Sweet Bikini Model Farah Holt

Emily DiDonato Does Baywatch Good!

Here’s Sports Illustrated model Emily DiDonato doing one of my favorite photoshoots of the year so far: a Baywatch -themed shoot. Now I know Emily isn’t as talented in the front meat department as Pamela Anderson, but if you ask me, she still fills out the red suit pretty well. There’s just two things this shoot is missing that keep it from being perfect: some slow-mo video to go along with it, and Emily giving me mouth-to-mouth. » view all 11 photos

Continued here:
Emily DiDonato Does Baywatch Good!

Emily DiDonato Does Baywatch Good!

Here’s Sports Illustrated model Emily DiDonato doing one of my favorite photoshoots of the year so far: a Baywatch -themed shoot. Now I know Emily isn’t as talented in the front meat department as Pamela Anderson, but if you ask me, she still fills out the red suit pretty well. There’s just two things this shoot is missing that keep it from being perfect: some slow-mo video to go along with it, and Emily giving me mouth-to-mouth. » view all 11 photos

Continued here:
Emily DiDonato Does Baywatch Good!

Hello Lauren Goodger’s Cleavage!

You guys know how much I love my busty British nobodies, so here’s Lauren Goodger leaving a restaurant and giving us a good look at her massive talents. As for who Lauren is, I’m pretty sure she’s a reality TV star and was on some lame celebrity ice-skating show, which means she must be famous for something else too. If I had to guess, it’s probably for her talent in the front meat department, because her face still looks like it could use a little work. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

Read more:
Hello Lauren Goodger’s Cleavage!

Olivia Palermo Bikini Pictures

Apparently Olivia Palermo used to be a reality TV star, but I guess I should have figured as much, considering I only ever seem to see her in bikini beach pictures. Unlike some of the other perma-vacationers I post on the site, I know Olivia doesn’t have much in the front meat department, but hey, that’s nothing a new reality show paycheck or a gift from a certain anonymous blogger couldn’t fix. Wait here, I’ll get the Kickstarter page up and running. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

The rest is here:
Olivia Palermo Bikini Pictures