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Liz Hurley Stretching her Pussy of the Day

Liz Hurley is grandmother aged – yet still whoring down in bikinis – which offers us a great lesson on this day before the Fourth of July…the single greatest day in American History and that is that none of you Americans should be trying this at Liz Hurley’s age, because I have seen you at your Walmarts and you don’t have this EURO appeal…and even the skinny ones, look like meth heads all toothless rather than magical like this sugar baby gold digging bikini slut still peddling the bikinis slutty…and making herself matter because of it…because her career was really not that memorable and we’d all forget if she wasn’t out there stretching her pussy…while instead we know her ass could actually stretch her pussy out and make a sail out of it…to coast down the great Mississippi like Huck Finn…. I’m drunk on American Flag Cudweiser…bottle cans…I like an early start to all bikini filled holidays…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Liz Hurley Stretching her Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Megan Samperi Topless of the Day

Megan Samperi is topless.. I am not even going to bother googling her, I know her story, at least I’ve written it in my head…and here it is in the picture form. You come to this site three times a day, so don’t act like you don’t know what is going on here…girl told she’s hot, decides she is hot, thinks she can get big on instagram so she doesn’t have to get a real job, does instagram…so she doesn’t need to get a real job…realizes nude shoots and collabs with photographers with an audience is marketing…does that…ends up on drunkenstepfather…never finds out…because it’s drunkenstepfather not anything relevant like Daily Mail… I like her name because it reminds me of Campari…which all the lame “mixologists”…who anyone who calls themselves a mixologist when they are a bartender is already the worst…well they love Campari…and they are putting in their drinks…like it is the reason the 14 dollar cocktail is 14 dollars and doesn’t get me wasted….like straight rubbing alochol…and I don’t hate Campari….or any Alochol for that matter…it’s just making me feel a little thristy…like Megan Sampari…spritz spritz… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Megan Samperi Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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