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iHop Twerk Girl Gets Shown Up by a Dude of the Day

This is an old as fuck video that I’ve probably seen already but don’t remember, because the internet and all the garbage I am exposed to is just one horrible fucking blur of shit. But it was emailed to me today, and I got a bit of a kick out of it, because last night there was at least one girl twerking, and when I think about it, every time I’ve been in a club or even a bar the last 3 months, there’s a white girl twerking…thinking they got shit on lock, like they have the right to twerk cuz they saw it on MTV and practice it, but really they are just being white girls….straight from the mainstream frats, all slapping the ground as they awkwardly shake their skinny ass…making a mockery of real twerkers…real twerkers like this guy who owns the situation….funny.

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iHop Twerk Girl Gets Shown Up by a Dude of the Day

Blondtron Brings Merkin Monday Vines of the Day

Yesterday, I was introduced to the Vine of some spectacular Canadian chick who is a professional twerker, whatever that means, but is also kind funny. Her named is Blondtron and she takes her Vine pretty fucking seriously. From random hot twerk shit, to other jokes like creative blowjob techniques to her masterpiece….you know the thing that makes her matter….her claim to fame…her life work…#MerkinMonday… which, as you’d suspect, involves her putting random shit on her pussy…. I’m a fan… Here are some of her MerkinMonday vines…. The Nacho Cheese Merkin… The Cat Merkin… The Just Beaver Beiber Merkin… Here are some of her pics… It’s pretty special…

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Blondtron Brings Merkin Monday Vines of the Day