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Colbert Vs. Miracle Whip

Last month, Stephen Colbert tore apart Miracle Whip's stupid new advertising campaign aimed at hipsters. Today, the bold marketing team at Miracle Whip responded by running this full page ad in several newspapers. Your move, Colbert.

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Colbert Vs. Miracle Whip

“All my accessories are organic.”

“All my accessories are organic.” Continue reading

“What’s the matter, boss? You told me to deliver a…

“What’s the matter, boss? You told me to deliver a small package, and I did.” Continue reading

“It was so much fun being John Oates for Halloween, I…

“It was so much fun being John Oates for Halloween, I decided to make it my full-time identity.” Continue reading

“I know you guys like shitty music, but this is…

“I know you guys like shitty music, but this is ridiculous.” Continue reading

“And this is my fall-down machine.”

“And this is my fall-down machine.” Continue reading

Someone call child services.

Someone call child services. Continue reading

Look at this fucking politics connection.

Look at this fucking politics connection. Continue reading

“Miracle Whip: it’s like cocaine for your…

“Miracle Whip: it’s like cocaine for your sandwich.” Continue reading