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Kelly Brook For Peta of the Day

Here’s a photoshopped to shit picture of Kelly Brook for PETA, because Kelly Brook, who I am sure I could pull up a few dozen pictures of her in leather if I really took the effort to bother….but luckily I don’t need that to prove she’s full of fucking shit…I just need the PETA name to remind me that this is a low level publcity stunt…getting naked for a lesbian organic vegan farmer cause…withouth actually getting naked…or showing any clit even though I like how her pussy sticks its tongue out at us when she does get naked and she does that for no cause…making this PETA cash grab all the more confusing, annoying, cock teasing and bullshit….but you can see part of her tit and I’m sure that’s pornographic enough for you…

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Kelly Brook For Peta of the Day

A Confusing Situation: Mike Sorrentino to Launch Clothing Line

Wanna look like The Situation? Forget fake tanning and crunches. Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino is set to make it easy for fans to copy his unique look: Us Weekly reports the well-chiseled ladies’ man has partnered with Dilligaf by Bohica Bill to launch a line of “couture” clothing. It will hit stores next month. This is more confusing than the popularity of Jersey Shore itself: When was the last time The Situation even wore a shirt?!? “Mike ‘The Situation’ embodies our irreverent approach to life,” wrote Dilligaf President Jodi Massry, supposedly seriously, in a statement. “He lives the ‘Let’s not take things so seriously’ mentality every day.” By the way: Dilligaf stands for “Do I Look Like I Give A F***. Seriously. We couldn’t make that up if we tried.