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Ashley Greene’s Got a Shitty Hard Nipple of the Day

Posted on October 28, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Twilight is the new kiddie porn, or porn designed for kids and shit is all the fucking rage. This past weekend I caught my friend watching the shit when I showed up to his house by surprise and motherfucker acted more awkward, embarrassed and uncomfortable than I did the time my stepdaugther caught me on the floor of her room sniffing a pair of her panties and jerking off to a picture of Britney Spears when she was 16. Seriously, shit is like a long played out emo music video that gets little girls wet and for that, they should shut down production of the movie, send the producers to jail for trying to seduce underage girls, and save the rest of us from serious garbage that I can’t believe even exists

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Kristen Bell’s Boyfriend Hangs With Pussy While She Fantasizes About Being a Mom of the Day

Posted on October 28, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess when you spend your career “acting” in horrible relationship comedies, you eventually start bringing your work home with you, because here is a scene you’d expect to be pulled right out of a Kristen Bell movie, where the boyfriend hustles some bitch with a fat ass, but an ass that is appealing to fuck because his girlfriend’s ass is repetitive and annoying since it thinks it is famous, while Kristen Bell is off lookin at a baby, holding her womb, wishing that fucking thing came out of her, but she’s been too vain and career oriented to let it happen, but figures she might as well take the plunge because she’s not getting any younger and figures Dax Sheppard, despite how pathetic he is to the rest of the world, has put up with her bullshit all this time and might as well be the donor, since finding a new boyfriend may come easy for her, but building to the level of starting a family with a motherfucker will just take too long and she wants a baby now…..but I’m just speculating…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Mel B Dressed Like She’s White of the Day

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Here’s another example of society trying to steal a motherfucker’s culture from them, assuming Mel B has culture and isn’t just a useless haggard stripper with big tits who made it in the world of entertainment. Maybe she had is on her way to meet her boyfriend’s family and they don’t like the whole interacial chick thing, but can stomach the fact that she has a black baby cuz she’s famous and probably adopted it from Darfur or some shit, and didn’t actually grow the motherfcker on her own in her womb with Eddie Murphey’s sperm without his consent… Either way, this is some black folk denouncing their black like they were Michael Jackson, to make it in the America like they were Obama or some shit… Pics via Bauer Pics via Fame

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