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Jessica Simpson Big Titties of the Day

Jessica Simpson is the third in my “Thursday Skinny Famous Rich Girls Turning Fat Only to Go Back to Skinny Enough Because Skinny is Wonderful and Fat is Disgusting and Kills – Despite what Loud Fat Chicks Tell You” or #TSFRGTFOTGBTSEBSIWAFIDAK-DWLFCTY for short… Basically – Jessica Simpson isn’t what you’d call a skinny bitch, because her tits are bigger than your fucking head and always have been, but she’s far more fit than she was during her fat years, because fat years happen to people, they get lazy, they start eating and don’t stop, because being fat, lazy and a slop is pretty laid back and goodtimes…until you die, or can’t get off said couch to get more donuts…so whether Jessica Simpson wanted to be skinny or if it was paid for by weight watchers doesn’t matter…because she did it..and was lucky enough in her middle age…mom age…to keep the big tits that have probably aged…but that are still massive and thus wonderful enough….in some exposed bra outfit that screams “look at my tits”… TO SEE THE REST OF THE VERY NOT EROTIC BRA PICS CLICK HERE If that’s not enough or exciting enough for you….SEE HER ON THE STREET LOOKING STURDY CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson Big Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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TITTIES on QVC of the Day

I don’t watch TV, but I like stories that involve a permanent infomercial channel that makes billions of dollars a year off people I assume are living in trailer parks and have access to a credit card to consume as much material goods they can possible consume…to feel like they are complete…or that they are contributing members of society…because why save your money, it’s not like you can bring it with you to the grave, and even if you make 10 dollars an hour, or if you’re on welfare, you deserve the luxuries of see through bras…which is the real reason I like this story…the fit model they use to sell to the masses who haven’t heard of the internet…with her massive tits…with hard nipples that are totally exposed on ddaytime TV…is fucking awesome…even if she’s chubby, she the good kind of chubby where the camera man focuses on her tits…the Kate Upton of QVC…magical… They also sell Cameltoes… The post TITTIES on QVC of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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TITTIES on QVC of the Day