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The Great Lorax/John Carter Hypocrisy

Stephanie Zacharek already kind of addressed this phenomenon in her review , but as John Carter postmortems go, yeesh : “[W]hat’s really sad is when you look at the Rotten Tomatoes pages for The Lorax and John Carter . Among ‘top critics,’ The Lorax has a 48 percent fresh rating, and most of the reviews I’ve seen have been pretty respectful. (Except for the New Yorker , which says ‘The badness of the picture is a shock,’ and the New York Times , which called it ‘a noisy, useless piece of junk.’) And critics pretty much piled onto John Carter — among ‘top critics,’ it’s at 35 percent fresh, with people outright gloating about how expensive it was and how much it falls short. It’s like there’s a collective agreement that The Lorax is too big and too much of a mainstream juggernaut to call out — but the herd decided it was okay to feed on John Carter .” [ io9 ]

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Chuck Norris’s Pro-Gingrich Robocall Kicks Exactly No Ass

So sorry to have missed this: Noted Newt Gingrich supporter Chuck Norris last week attempted to shore up his candidate’s standing ahead of presidential primaries in Southern states including Mississippi and Alabama, contributing his own riff on the automated telecommunications scourge known as the robocall. As you likely know, Gingrich lost. Hell, we all lost. “As my wife Jean and I watched the GOP debate and went to the website,” Norris begins, “we were trying to decide which of the candidates would be best to do head-to-head combat with President Obama. Now, I didn’t say ‘hand-to-hand combat,’ even though I think they would win there too.” Ah, yes, the hoary old “My candidate can beat up your candidate” meme. Classy. And useless, apparently: Despite Norris’s endorsement and repeated promises that Gingrich would repeal Obama’s health-care law and get gas prices down to $2.50 per gallon, Republicans largely went for Gingrich foil Rick Santorum. Lesson? Don’t bring a Norris to a God-fight . [via Filmdrunk ] Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Chuck Norris’s Pro-Gingrich Robocall Kicks Exactly No Ass