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Pregnant Ballerina Fetish of the Day

There’s gotta be a fetish in this somewhere…Some chick who I assume is a Russian Ballerina, because Russians are the only ones who care about ballet…has been posting her pregnant ballet pics to instagram …and it is scaring the fuck out of me because even though they tell us that pregnancy is natural, I find it the most unnatural thing ever…some weird alien growing inside a bitch only to be shat out of her vagina…destroying her body int he process..is what horror movies are made of…but you will probably like it…cuz she’s in a leotard…a leotard so tight it is keeping the baby in…because once it falls out of her she’ll have no more purpose…or meaning…she won’t know what to do with herself and no one will care about her and her failed ballet career….so take it in…while she keeps it in….this shit is freaking me out.

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Pregnant Ballerina Fetish of the Day

Miley Cyrus’ Masturbation Music Video of the DAy

Miley’s team has been leaking a bunch of clips from this new Music video for her new song called Adore you, where the concept is her filming a sex tape with herself in sheer underwear their blur out because that’s she aesthetic the world is turning to, thanks to being raised on porno…and if you’re into Miley touching her neck romantically with implied orgasms as she sings, and I can’t see how you wouldn’t be, you’ll appreciate this video, especially when you don’t hang with 21 year old girls and don’t realize, that this is how horny they all are all the time…making your 35 year old wife you locked into for fear of being alone pretty fucking obsolete…. I am totally down with this video and all it has to offer, but in my defence I love shit like this more than porn, and I did watch it on mute.

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Miley Cyrus’ Masturbation Music Video of the DAy